Zhou Libo's latest classic funny quotes

Zhou Libo Quotations:

1. Li Yuchun answered me a question that I couldn't understand. Originally, I didn’t believe that Mulan was a soldier. Later, I met Li Yuchun, and I finally knew, hey! It turned out to be technically feasible!

2. Li Yuchun – the same is true for boys and girls!

3. A thousand years is not one, but a Zhou Libo-_-, when you are a tortoise!

4. Being a friend with a person, not only to accept his merits, but also to like his shortcomings, this is called - - lack of West

5. For so long, I don’t want to applause. In fact, I mainly want to let me check my head.

6. Now that China’s stock market in China should be reversed, it has become an accident.

7. The two unfavorable factors have come together, let us be very mocking and mocking.

8. If you spend 380.280 yuan to Ma Qi to see Zhou Libo, you don't laugh, you will send Zhou Libo to the hospital.

9. You think, this 380 is useless at home, you can see it at most, hey, this is a counterfeit coin! This is the beginning of HD!

10. Wanli Pavilion, you should be a canister!

11. Big stage! You are when I come!

12. This belongs to the colored spirit and colored flatter.

13. Fei Yuqing, I have helped him. He ran away the next day in Shanghai, and he didn’t spend it in Shanghai. It didn’t have any benefit to us’s overall GDP growth in Shanghai!

14. Fei Yuqing is an actor I like very much. How good it is to sing, how good the temperament is, this man is very embarrassing.

15. Think about it, a man, standing on the stage, sissy, but people are good, this is definitely difficult!

16. I hope that you will forgive my ignorance as forgiving your leadership.

17. Of course, the general ignorance is leadership.

18. In 30 years, Sada mother can become a color sentence.

19. Retail investors can also become A. Akasaka can become a mold. The mold can also become red.

20. This is called the red mold.

21. I have been beaten by my mom for doing something to eat. -_-|||

22. She put the milk in the milk like a chicken, so she sprinkled five or six.

23. This is also a negative calculation, she also took root chopsticks, help no Gang: one tone, one tone.

24. This son is standing here, this father must not be a fuel-efficient lamp!

25. The child's mistakes are always old-fashioned, and it is always the back of the door but the stool is not bright.

26. Newton, an apple fell on his head, and suddenly became a scientist. If you think that the shot is falling, Newton is stunned.

27. Now, in this restaurant, the radish under the beef is taught with me. I will be in the seventies.

28. The alarm clock I bought at home, I took it all apart and reinstalled it, but I couldn’t walk away.

29. Later, my mother's technology was innovated. She hit me with two slippers, one for fake.

30. I am as hungry as a zebra.

31. Imitating female classmates: Hey, Zhou Libo, is your mother buying new slippers?!_How do you know?_The pattern you have today is different from yesterday. You are straight today, yesterday was S-shaped. .

32. Because happiness and happiness are two different things.

33. I don't know who came up with a sentence: Ah, don't let your child lose on the starting line! 呸! : )

34. If the children of this country are not innocent, then the future of this country must be lacking in imagination.

35. I am very careful. I found that in the swimming pool, especially the female compatriots, the angle of this swimming trunk is 20 degrees on average.

36. No, Shanghainese. One thing is thicker and thicker, as long as there is this thing, Bazi.

37. Uncle, you know wow, this is called the heat sink!

38. I smashed the two pointed ends of the fritters.

39. This feeling is like you went to Nanjing Road Hengli, you said: Master, help me get three Rolex.

40. Buddy, do you know where China is going out? Shanghai is out, Jin Rong, Du Yuezhen, Zhang Xiaolin. You are also out in the northeast, unearthed and rogue. You never beat people. It is not rogue to beat people. Allah Shanghai hooligans who are uncomfortable to say only one sentence: get rid of him! . You can do all of you in the Northeast!

41. The most ruined is the sparrows. . The big screen at the door of the securities company is not red, and it has always been a blue green. The sparrows didn't understand it. They thought that the Gongqing Forest Park had arrived, and the green land had arrived. One was only rushing toward the big screen! One died and one died. .

42. Allah’s stock not only plays people but also plays with birds. Even the birds are killed by you, and that Allah still plays a bird?!

43. Every time Allah can see Premier Wen’s home in the old peasant’s house on TV, always picking the dirtiest person to shake hands: Allah is late!

44. Everyone thinks that they are gods, and they are earning one. Even the aunts who sell green onions in the small farms say: I have a message!

45. I personally refused. There is no derogatoryness in this, but I think it is not harmonious. You think, how can you eat garlic with a coffee drinker?!

46. ​​Who is Sarkozy no two no three, no three no four!

47. Later, I went to observe it. They used to take a sip of a sip, and some of the vomiting spit was spit out! Basically they swallowed and spit out for an afternoon, and a cup of clear coffee could be drunk into cappuccino. .

48. The collapse of the crash is to collapse into pieces!

49. Yang million went in and Yang Bailau came out. I patted my chest and slap in the face. The size is not released and the incontinence is incontinent.

50. The worst thing is the cramping dance. Three or four hundred people jump together, as if they can't find a toilet.

51. In the swimsuits of girls, everyone still remembers cutting? It’s like... more than six hundred louvers are worn on the body. Later, I added a circle of skirts, like the skirt of a turtle.

52. Friends! Help! Friends big family! Marlboro, inside pocket!

53. Magnetic levitation) Large-scale, one billion, solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers.

54. At that time, the milk cream should not be too rare! I went to my classmates, and his mother gave me a cup of wheat cream, which was awkward! But I took it and saw that I’m going to die, how can I get the opposite? His mother put a few capsules! She was a chicken! I also inserted a chopstick to call me: one tone, one tone! There is still a bit of confusion, a color of the singer!!

55. In the year of 2008, the Prime Minister said: 2008 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened before the Prime Minister said this sentence. The Prime Minister’s voice just fell, everything happened...

56. Liu Huan has been here for so many years, I have never found his neck. .

57. Feng Xiaogang’s face is still called the face?

58. If a person wants to be happy for a lifetime, you will be a good person, and if you want to be happy for a long time, you will be an official, because you have to spend half of your life to worry about the country and the people! If you want someone to be happy, you will dream! If you want a family to be happy, you will go to do housework. If you want a family to be happy, you will be East. If you want 600 people to be happy at the same time, you can see Shanghai Livebao Zhou Libo!

59. Don't forget romance when men and women get married. Men will send 999 roses before they get married. Don't just know how to play 999 snoring after marriage. When you are Valentine's Day, don't forget to give your wife a beautiful rose. To know that the spiritual value of a rose is much higher for a woman than a towering tree.

60. Wife believes that her husband is also a kind of self-confidence performance! The management is not good, the basis of marriage is trust! The marriage without trust will become a shackle ~ is a shackle ~ sooner or later will be crushed!

61. Children have their own future and don't impose our future on children. Otherwise, they will have no future.

Personal profile:

Zhou Libo, the founder and artist of Haipai Qingkou, was born in Huangpu District, Shanghai. His ancestral home is Zhenhai District, Ningbo City, Zhejiang Province.

Zhou Libo was admitted to the Shanghai Burlesque Troupe at the age of 14 and became famous at the age of 18. He became famous all over the world. He returned to the stage in 2006. He returned to the stage in 2006, held up the banner of the Haipai culture, opened up the Haipai Qingkou, and re-redered the beach. He is well-known throughout the country, and Phoenix TV in 2009. Lian Wei, founded the TV talk show "壹周立波秀", and was invited by Oriental TV to create "China Talent Show", once again created a miracle of viewing, then transferred to Zhejiang Satellite TV, served as creative director, settled in "China Dream Show", 2019 Together with Li Wei, he is the host of CCTV's "Dancing My Life." His style of hosting is both cold and funny, and it does not lose the ridicule and ridicule of humanistic talents, so it is unique in the art world.