Classic Lei Ren Quotations

1. I really miss my childhood, when I was hot, I could be as shirtless as a man!

2. It’s really hard to be a woman in this year. You open up people and say you sing, you traditionally say that you are dressed.

3. If you wear a piece of clothing, you have to go back to the bed for five minutes. Who can understand the mood of buffering?

4. Throw coins: go to the Internet on the front side, go to sleep on the reverse side, and set up your homework when you stand up.

5. Don't be all day, your old bitch is getting pregnant.

6. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

7. If the man does not help you wear a wedding dress, you will send him a piece of it.

8. Have a fart and smash the heart. No fart hard, exercise.

9. The most painful thing in the world, sleep well and be awake.

10. Itchy? Itchy is right. When the wound is in long meat, the nerve endings are also long.

11. Your serious look looks like you really understand people!

12. I feel so unfortunate that the world is so big to know you. a little bit of quotation

13. The farthest distance in the world, just fucking is Monday through Friday.

14. I am not familiar with Wu Yi. His brother is very familiar with me.

15. You are so beautiful, and you are attracting countless scorpions.

16. You are very personal, not high, and your character is not so good.

17. Don't harass, I am harassing others.

18. 贱 is also an art, let us work together on this art!

19. Don't be optimistic like a fart, think you can be earth-shattering.

20. BBK lighters, where not to point.

21. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter, so many flavors... you just like it.

22. If you have a next life, I must be your heart, because I don't jump, you have to die.

23. The girl is invaluable, the young woman is more expensive, and if there is a rich woman, both can be thrown.

24. What is the head teacher: a person who destroys your friendship, destroys your love, and never let go of your affection.

25. I went to the city yesterday to participate in the pigeon racing competition. As a result, I went alone.

26. In the past, someone was running in my space. In less than two seconds, I was stunned and died.

27. If I am dead, my first words are: I don’t have to be afraid of ghosts.

28. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and there is no fear of eating fat.

29. Your long shape is not accurate and the proportion is not well.

30. If a person lives by eating, the meal is not called rice, called feed.

31. I am not only lucky but also have good athlete's foot.

32. Isn’t gender equality done? Why can’t I go to the women’s toilet?

33. The train to hell has already started, please do not disturb.

34. My mother said that the prodigal son will not change the gold, who will give me gold? I will change.

35. The impulse of the moment, the crisis of the children and grandchildren!

36. Throwing a tiger cage for you, the tigers don’t dare to eat you.

37. My mother taught me from an early age, learning the sea is boundless, and turning back is the shore.

38. The cow hits the high-voltage line and it is really lightning.

39. I can't hold the spring garden, I lured the red apricot out of the wall.

40. As long as the girl dances well, how can the corners be dug?

41. In the pig pen, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

42. At the beginning of the man, the sex is good, you save money, I eat.

43. Just because I saw you more in the crowd, I later blinked.