Yi Zhongtian classic quotation

Yi Zhongtian Quotations:

1. Is the library out of paper?

2. I have never heard a storytelling!

3. How does the Three Kingdoms describe Zhuge Liang: It is eight feet tall and looks very good. This is not called a handsome guy. Is it called Viagra?

4. My grandmother is very powerful. We said that a woman is very powerful and she is called a grandmother. She said that she had a daughter, and she called her grandmother,

5. The king ruled the world, just click.

6. Connaught, equivalent to the current OK.

7. Before the Qing Dynasty entered the customs, the generals all learned the Three Kingdoms, printed a thousand copies of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and sent them to the various internal archives...

8. If someone else provokes you, you immediately rush to it, bite it, let it go, what is this, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab.

9. I was hired by you, I am loyal to you, if you don't listen to my idea, bye-bye, I change a boss.

10. Emperor Sui and the Emperor are not suitable for the emperor... The spirit of the Emperor is literary and architectural art. He still has a lot of research on architecture. He did research all day, and he became a tap water system in the palace! And he also promoted his research achievements throughout the city, announcing that the people of the whole city should drink tap water - you are an emperor, not Let's get on the water!

11. The court sent people to check Wu Wang, and did not find any weapons of mass destruction.

12. The first official position of Cao Cao is the northern part of Luoyang County, which is equivalent to the deputy county-level public security bureau chief.

13. Cao Cao is short and is estimated to be similar to me. Compared with Zhuge Liang, which is 1 meter 84, it can only be regarded as a defective defective product.

14. Cao Cao is a woman who likes beauty. He likes to "catch the rabbits" wherever he goes, and compile some beautiful women or something!

15. Baby, come back, okay? Don't make trouble, go back with me...

16. Han Xin, you are not a kind person!

17. How can you say that the heroes use an axe or two hammers? This is not a system. So the sword is very expensive.

18. Cutting is to be cut, but not as irritating as you are wrong. Wrongly said: "Whether it is, the cutting is also reversed, not cutting or counter!" Then we will engage him! As a result, when two people look at it, it is really wrong!

19. If someone else provokes you, you immediately rush to it, bite it, let it go, what is it, crab! Han Xin is definitely not a crab.

20. Liu Bang thought, "Yeah, this time I can't blame Han Xin. I can't offend him at this time, but I have already passed it." Continue to swear: "Bastard! The man and the husband of the great man made a meritorious deed, and he should be a true king. Why? When it is fake!"

21. Cao Cao said to the princes of various roads: "Now is the best time to destroy Dong Zhuo. Dong Zhuo has burned Luoyang and hijacked the emperor. He can basically position him as a terrorist organization."

22. Lu Bu thought: Cao Cao this thief, stunned!

23. Yuan Shao’s guests at the conference throughout the day, in the present words, are to run a salon, open a party, and be busy. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at the time.

24. Yuan Shu thought that the title of the emperor is like the trademark under the conditions of our market economy. To register first, he thought that he would pre-register the emperor's trademark. Others could not take him any more. He did not expect him to become a "public". .

25. Yuan Shang and Yuan Xige both summed up: "Let's ask Gong Sunkang to drink, and give him the banquet!" Gong Sunkang also said: "It's better for me to ask them to drink, at the banquet." I gave them both..." The result was that Gong Sunkang gave the two!

26. This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a kind of genius. He must not listen to any correct opinions that are beneficial to him. Any wrong opinions that are against him must be heard. It is strange. .

27. Liu Beigan’s escape is still very good. He is like a rat on a sea-going wheel. It seems that he can always be aware of which ship will turn over... First, he followed Yuan Shao with his grandson, then he followed Cao Cao to play Lu Bu, and then followed Yuan Shao to play Cao Cao...

28. Any interview is packaged, including people who have to wear some clothes to see people.

29. Yu Qiuyu’s performance of the celebrity is really too tired, really tired for him. Yu Qiuyu is a hard-working man, this old brother, I have seen his books, Yu Qiuyu is also the first one, and later will not work.

30. Zhang Yimou should be destroyed. Everyone thinks that he is stinky. This is now whispered, and he said aloud. If it is not going to end, the impact is extremely bad, and now only wait for an opportunity. Zhang Yimou was the first person to buy my script. I used to say that he was not very stinky. My approach is contrary to him. He told me that it is really good.

31. I think he is very hot. From 1988 to now, it’s been 20 years. You can take a break. The world has gone through it. You have also tasted the vanity. You can shade the future generations. You 60 people, How do you fight with 20 people? He is afraid of this prestige, and he is a Shaanxi person, very embarrassed, the more you say that I am not good, the more I will show you.

32. Jin Yong’s novels, overall impressions, repeated plots, and essays, always fight when they meet, and they say clearly that they are clear, and no one can do it. When they are going to die, they will fall from the sky. Down to a file, all the characters have some hatred and hatred, the whole story is driven by this.

33. Jin Yong can sell, all of them are too tired to live, many people still have some pockets, so they are willing to temporarily stop their brains, do a text head massage, can make some heroic, and feel a good and evil There is no end to this ancient Chinese cheap language, and the next day to go to sin can still have some hope.

34. Yi Zhongtian, I used to think that he was a storyteller, and later found that he was poor.

35. I feel that Comrade Jia Zhangke has matured too fast, and his interview has surpassed his film. The more he is determined to be what he wants, the more like an elite in the 1980s, which is incomparably correct but belongs to the people who stand in the end.

36. Yi Zhongtian: Zhuge Liang is not a handsome guy is Viagra?

37. "Where is the hot emperor dare to approve the No on the report you sent it~~ He will only approve Yes~~~ You are too hot to do the thing~~~"

38. Yi Zhongtian: He looks good, he is handsome, he is cool, it is useless.

39. The court sent people to check the king of Wu, and did not find any weapons of mass destruction.

40. Who is the face of a grandfather and a grandmother?

41. The girl is a cheeky, her face is big!

42. The knife can not be sheathed casually, and the sheath is to see the blood.

43. What is your motivation to go to this world?

44. If you don’t open a moderator training class, now the media are mentally handicapped.

45. I tell you that people who are not mentally handicapped are not leaders!

46. ​​After the ugly swearing, Guan Yu wrote a resignation to Cao Cao, riding a red rabbit and chasing his brother who ran faster than the rabbit... After the ugly death, Liu Bei turned to the rabbit. run"

47. Lu Bu thought: Cao Cao this thief, stunned!

48. Cao Cao did not pay attention to his food, he did not pay attention to it, and he did not pay attention to it. He spent many years fighting outside the army. It is estimated that his woman is not paying attention to it.

49. Yi Zhongtian: The seal is in the hands of grinding the Amao, grinding the Amao, waiting until the party has been rounded up, not giving people like this person, what is he doing in the country? Studying three representatives, building Socialist new countryside?

50. Yi Zhongtian: Wu Zetian took the old ticket and re-boarded the harem yacht.

51. A scholar who earned a little money by his labor, how did he break the eyelids of the media?

52. Your old man is a villain.

53. Yi Zhongtian: Cao Cao is a woman who likes beauty. He likes to “catch the rabbits” wherever he goes, and compile some beautiful women or something!

Personal profile:

Yi Zhongtian, a well-known Chinese writer and educator, a professor at Xiamen University, and a tribute to the eighth Chinese writers. Born in 1947, Changsha, Hunan. He graduated from Wuhan University in 1981 and obtained a master's degree in literature and taught at the university. He then taught at the Chinese Department of Xiamen University. He has long been engaged in multi-disciplinary and interdisciplinary research in literature, aesthetics, history, etc., and CCTV's "Hundreds of Lectures" scholars who have "opened the altar" have lectured on "The Hundreds of Lectures" in CCTV, "The Man of the Han Dynasty", 2005 4 The first broadcast of the month was a hot review, and the "Easy in the Three Kingdoms" was a craze for ratings. In 2019, he announced the writing of 36 volumes of "Easy Zhongtian Chinese History". On December 5, 2019, he won the best history book of the 8th Writers' Rich List, which attracted attention from all walks of life.