Yuan Tengfei's latest classic quotations

Yuan Tengfei's Quotations:

1. After the class is over, you and I have been in the dust since then. Yuan Mou has been going to the exam since today. Every day, I will burn incense for you, and pray that you will pass the exam smoothly.

2. How to do the college entrance examination tension? Shake the volume! People think you turn over!

3. Know that the French workers are on vacation for half a year, what are they doing for the rest of the year? Strike! Half-year vacation, half-year strike, more leisurely days! You are advocating riots and rebelling, are you sick?!

4. Everyone has the right to strike! Do you know who is going to strike? The fire brigade strikes, pol.ice strikes! Go-vern-ment can only transfer the air force to fire, the sea and army to catch the thief!

5. In Beijing, you have to have seven children. My goodness, you have no way to go except for hanging and regretting!!

6. Deduct my salary? I have to deduct it. I won’t graduate from high school.

7. High school students, you endorse me, look at you, what the world is!

8. You must, but not, but not.

9. Don't be afraid, give me a red envelope, I will pack it for you.

10. You didn’t care if I didn’t care during the period.

11. I am really doing my best... Don’t be too big for your buddy...

12. I can tell you that the highest score in the semester must be history...90 starting price...

13. You look at Shaanxi, the mountains are high, the roads are far, and the pits are deep. Little Japan can't beat them.

14. The place in Japan... shake it, shake it, spray it...

15. What's outside the window... Ah?... What?...

16. If you want to go to class, don't listen, will you let me make up for you before the exam?... One hour and ten thousand... The grade leader will make up for it? That one in one; the headmaster gave it? That one thousand two... Respect the leadership Well……

17. Immigrants who came from a bath in Fujian, came with fish and tomatoes.

18. When I won Wen XX, I shot it...

19. I haven't listened to pop songs since 1993. I can't listen to it. I close my eyes and it's dark. Isn't that nonsense?

20. Gao Zu Liu Bang used to be the pavilion of the Qin Dynasty. In today's words, he is the director of the street neighborhood committee. Www.yikexun.cn

21. Only the people in the six places of Zg, Korean Peninsula, Japan, Vietnam, Mongolia, and Hungary are surnamed first, and the name is later, called Wang Xiaoer, and all others are Xiao Er·Wang.

22. Koreans say that Korean culture does not pursue grandeur. The pursuit is exquisite. You want to pursue grandeur. Don’t say that you are repairing horizontally, and you can’t repair it in the same way. North Korea claims that the three thousand miles of rivers and mountains are vertical, only Can repair a very tenth, or else go to the sea to repair.

23. You see South Korea, the United Kingdom and Germany also have the Great Wall, but their Great Wall is called Long Dist Wall, and only the Great Wall of ZG can be called Great Wall.

24. Huaying of the Eastern Han Dynasty invented Ma Bo San, the world's oldest anesthetic. Chinese medicine does not seem to advocate a knife. But for example, appendicitis is perforated, the needle is not used, and the herbs are useless, so you have to open the knife. At that time in Europe, the knife was filled with wine, and one liter was poured. The amount of alcohol was poured into a small breath. The amount of alcohol was drenched into the stomach and it was still not drunk. It was still sober, and the limbs were fixed, giving a stick, so the cecum was cut off. Life is also summoned by God.

25. Cai Lun is an eunuch. Eunuchs generally have no good people. There are only two good ones, and the history is named, Cai Lun and Zheng He.

26. Liu Zen was suffocated by Zhao Yun in Changchunpo when he was a child. He was beaten by Liu Bei, which affected the development of the brain. What happened after he grew up, he became a swearing word and became a fool. Endorsement.

27. The Han family is close to the marriage. Wang, Xie, Yuan, Xiao, Gu, Lu, Zhu, Zhang, the eight old surnames are married, and they are born and cousin, cousin and niece, aunt and aunt. The more the students become more degraded, the three generations of grandparents and grandchildren will look like a brain.

28. The costumes of our Central Plains are 峨冠博带, Lao Gao’s hat, old long sleeves, a walking hat as a lightning rod, and a sleeve as a mop, which saves electricity and is clean.

29. The Ming Dynasty Jiajing Emperor Alchemy, the light alchemy fuel for more than 200,000 two silver a year, the general people have this power? Only the nobles can play.

30. If you want to go to hell, you will be finished, and you will never be able to stop advertising.

31. I like big old black because they don't have to go to class.

32. Even the famous ships of the first industrial revolution in the museum were opened, burning coal, with wheels, and jingle!!

33. Looking for a chair where no one is sitting. "Is it all here today?"... "Is it coming today?"... "All come" "All come, come all right, come all right... ... "

34. Are you not going to change the law? Is it a big change or a small change?...

35. If you are excited, go to the street and welcome the old man.

36. Especially the most hateful of the paper, the class interferes with a large piece... Can you not even send a newsletter?

37. Gold, Silver, Bronze, Iron Medal... Do you have a card?

38. When I was in high school, you were still liquid...

39. Do you like people who are rushing all day?

40. I am a good bird, a bad bird, so I am a zg bird...

41. Buffett, Bill Gates, everyone earned money ~ What is this? This is a great Communist warrior!

42. Look at the old black in Africa, turning your face faster than flipping a book...

43. The difference between heavy and sinking is that when others go back and take steel, we have to salvage the steel first.

44. Do you want to compete with the history teacher who is in the Yanqing Mountains for 2%?

45. 60 million years old, less than one point to make up the exam, more waste!'...

Personal profile:

Yuan Tengfei, born on February 8, 1972 in Beijing, is a senior teacher and history researcher at the Haidian District Teacher Training School in Beijing, and a leader in the history of Haidian District.

He has been a high school history teacher for many years and a high school new curriculum standard history textbook. He has also participated in the historical proposition work of the Beijing college entrance examination. The class is clean and tidy, humorous and fluent. The lectures are well-defined, the language is concise and accurate, and the flexible and variable language of teaching teaches students historical knowledge. It is regarded by some netizens as "the most history teacher in history." In 2019, Yuan Tengfei opened Sina Weibo. As of July 10, 2019, the number of winter powder had reached 6,170,392. The slogan on Weibo was "Reading History is Reading People's Heart".

In the second half of 2008, he appeared on the CCTV "Hundreds of Lectures" program, "Two Songs of the Songs", and aired in July-August in the following year, which became famous in World War I. In April 2019, he once again gave a lecture on "The Liao Dynasty in the Three Dynasties." Later, he ceased to cooperate with CCTV and cooperated with Taixue Media to produce a large-scale historical lecture documentary, "Going for Five Thousand Years." Published the book "What is history?", "Two Songs", "War is such a thing" and so on. He was invited by the China Education Television "Educational Life" and CCTV "Xiao Cui said things" to record the program, and was ranked 21st in the "2010 Fifth Chinese Writers' Rich List", which caused widespread concern.