Female hooligans

1. Female chasing male, compartmentaling yarn. Male chasing female, separated mother.

2. When someone is tender, they get out of the water, but when I get a glimpse, I get out of my nose.

3. There are always a group of young and middle-aged men who can't sleep in the middle of the night, and their eyes are straight on the QQ. They say to all the girls who are still lit: Oh, why don't you sleep?

4. I read countless people without mercy, better than you countless people!

5. I found another universal downline: it’s hard not to be difficult to meet each other. It’s good to have a baby. The spring of the garden can't be covered, just give birth to a child. Parking and sitting in Love Fenglin night, just have a child. Business women don’t know how to die in the country, just give birth to a child. There is no way to reclaim the mountains and heavy waters. It is good to have a child. What to do with an unwanted pregnancy! Just have a child...

6. My friend said: I used to see Taobao’s relatives and I really want to talk to them: Let’s talk to the fans! So there is such a dialogue in my mind – “AZAZA! Who is under the church! What to ask for!" "The treasurer! Take a Korean version of the Ruili Rose red floral dress and take it away!" "Good 嘞客官! Do not owe discounts to the run and the difference Comment!! The goods have been sent, you are good!!!!"

7. The house price is too high. Whenever I think about this frustrating situation, I have to watch the news network for a week to slow down.

8. All of them are better for me. After more than 20 years of clinical observation, I found that my dark circles should be birthmarks. I am probably a national treasure!

9. I got on the public car and saw a woman with a child. I took the initiative. She excitedly said: "Thank you!" I was angry and said: "First thank the country!"

10. The effect of love words, in order to receive the other party "smelly shame!" Reply best, good night.

11. I think that everyone who likes to add a “haha” suffix to the back of the speech is definitely a eager and uninteresting young person who loves to tell jokes and often cold spots.

12. My dear boyfriend, although I don't have someone's waist, no one is white, no one is big, no one is long, no one is slim, no one is tall, no one is exquisite, no one People are amazing... But, but don't you think, I am at least more balanced than them, ugly?

13. I learned a trick today, but after I left it, I made a shackle: After a slap in the air, I left a sentence: "I'm sorry, I don't know why it is a bit emotional today."

14. What are the current Taobao ***? In the face of customer inquiries, can you only say "can you", "no swearing", "no problem", "may also swear" "We don't know "I want to see the pictures and introduce them myself." "I know you know when I received the pro!" I said hello, you said "good dear", I said that the clothes lining is what you are going back to" Yes, hey!". Hey, mom, oh!

15. What is elegance? Elegance is to go and walk. After stepping on the road and rolling a soft thing, I will continue to twist and walk, never go back, because there is no courage to look back and confirm that it is a dog. feces.

16. A girl who doesn't want to be a shrew can't be a rich woman.

17. I always admire them when I walk past American children. I think when I am a few years old, I will be able to pass the English level.

18. In ancient times, there were no mobile phones and no videos. If I missed you, I would bring thousands of troops and horses to your home.

19. The smartest men are stupid, and the smartest women are all pretending.

20. I still can remember how happy I was when I was a child from the captain to the squadron. When I became a two-bar, I could bring a child a great happiness. Until later, I began to learn to use the pregnancy test stick. When I waited for the results, I realized that when I was young, I was too naive, and my mother was a good bar.