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Zhou Libo Quotations:

1. If you fly, instead of punishing yourself with the happiness of others, it is better to use your own pain to spur yourself. People! The more confused, the more you want to understand

2. Tomorrow is good again, I have to wait until today. I will be brilliant again yesterday. I can’t exchange with today. I want to live the truth and see the calendar!

3. It is far more important to understand that you are more important than others. A person who does not know who he is is always confused and who is who. .

4. I close my eyes to see everything in my dreams, just as I opened my eyes to forget the truth I had encountered in my dreams.

5. A man who looks like a man and a woman who looks like a woman, talks about love as if they were in love.

6. Because I don't have wings, I am not perfect. Because I am very happy, so I am not suffering. Because I am not stupid, so I am stupid. Because I don't think much, so I get a lot.

7. Life is the superposition of happiness and pain. Happiness comes from pain, and pain pays for happiness.

8. After I think very seriously, I use a very funny way to express it. The result is reflection after people are happy. It turns out that serious topics can also be interpreted in a funny way, so don’t be too serious

9. The moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival is not that she wants to be round, but the circle! I don’t want to go to the moon, it’s her life can’t be mixed!

10. Don't dare to embrace with failure, how can you be in bed with success?

11. Drinking for forty years old is for someone else's sentence~~ Powerful! Drunk!! After forty years old, drinking is for your own sentence~~ Comfortable! Sleeping!

12. Pursuit is sometimes just for giving up, without giving up, it is just a flaw without a realm, a process without results; and the result of no process is equally heartbreaking.

13. If we say that humor is a concrete manifestation of spiritual wealth, then it is a proof of poverty and misery. Forgive those brainless beggars! Because, I can imagine their misery in the real world, sometimes, my forgiveness; just to express respect for kindness! The difference between chorus and solo is that chorus is many People divide a sum of money, solo is a lot of money to take alone!

14. When we look at the scenery, we are actually being seen by others as scenery, just as when we are swearing at others, others are envious of our mundane. Don't care if you don't have it, cherish it already

15. When you are alive, you will be laughed at by others, then laugh at others, and then you will laugh at Jiuquan.

16. Many people spent most of their lives on the house. One day, we finally found out that our final destination is not “house” but “box.” The difference between the house and the box is a waste that we can't take.

17. Men’s meticulous appeal is second only to women’s nakedness.

18. What is harmony? And, Hemu stands for food, mouth is mouth, on behalf of everyone has food; Harmony, next to words is talking, all are everyone, on behalf of everyone can speak. Harmony is that everyone has food and everyone can talk.

19. Everyone knows that the definition of white-collar workers is that they receive mortgages every month, so they receive a salary and white-collar workers. So what is the blue collar? Their work is very tired, and the monthly salary is small, so they are lazy to receive the salary.

20. I can't think of myself, I can't take care of myself, and I can't take it myself. Happiness can't be self-sufficient.

21. If you are destined to not give me the expected response. Then stay outside the safe distance.

22. The idiot stole the wallet and was seen by the blind man. The dumb screamed and scared the scorpion. The hunch came forward and the scorpion flew up. The smugglers wanted to pull him to the Public Security Experts Bureau. Say, look at my face.

23. The juvenile is not arrogant, bold and arrogant, and asks where the theme of the old age comes.

24. The beauty of learning lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to derail; the beauty of women lies in stupidity without resentment; the beauty of men lies in the fact that lies are white.

25. Life is like this. Always occupying the position of absolute leadership, when countless fools shouted that they controlled their lives and mastered their destiny. I did not see it, living on a higher sky. A ridiculous mocking face.

26. Once we all thought that we could die for love. In fact, love can't die. It only puts a needle in the most painful place. Then we want to cry without tears. We are tossing and turning. We have become a doctor for a long time. You are not a wind, I am not a sand, and I can't get to the end of the world, I have to dry my tears. Tomorrow morning, we have to go to work.

27. A man who wants to buy a car needs 100,000 yuan, but a man only has 99,998 yuan, which is 2 yuan. Suddenly, he found a beggar at the door. He said to him, "Please, give me 2 Yuan Qian, I want to buy a car!" After listening, I generously handed out 4 yuan to the man and said, "Help me buy one."

28. There are two kinds of the most difficult feelings in the world: one is that a man who has always known tears has shed blood for you. The second type is a man who only knows how to bleed. He even shed tears for you.

29. If one day, you said that you missed me, I will tell you: It’s late...

30. Abandonment is a kind of wisdom. The defect is a kind of favor: when you have six apples, you should take five out to others. On the surface, you lost five apples, but actually got the friendship of five people. Good feeling. When someone else has other fruits, they will definitely share with you, you will get an orange, a pear, and finally you may get five different fruits, five different flavors, five different colors, five people friendship.

31. Why don't you say "Do you have a boyfriend?" directly saying "I want to chase you"; why not say "I don't go home" and say "I am worried about you"; why not "What are you doing?" Say "Do you think about me?" Why not "I thought I thought about it!" Directly saying "I am not because I love you"; why not say "Will you leave me" and say "I am not leaving" Open you!"

32. There are only three days in life, people who live yesterday are confused; those who live in tomorrow wait; those who live today are the most practical. You can never predict the accident and which one will come earlier, so what we can do is to do our best to live today. Remember: Today is always the tomorrow that the people who died yesterday are looking forward to.

Personal profile:

Zhou Libo, the founder and artist of Haipai Qingkou, was born in Huangpu District, Shanghai. His ancestral home is Zhenhai District, Ningbo City, Zhejiang Province.

Zhou Libo was admitted to the Shanghai Burlesque Troupe at the age of 14 and became famous at the age of 18. He became famous all over the world. He returned to the stage in 2006. He returned to the stage in 2006, held up the banner of the Haipai culture, opened up the Haipai Qingkou, and re-redered the beach. He is well-known throughout the country, and Phoenix TV in 2009. Lian Wei, founded the TV talk show "壹周立波秀", and was invited by Oriental TV to create "China Talent Show", once again created a miracle of viewing, then transferred to Zhejiang Satellite TV, served as creative director, settled in "China Dream Show", 2019 Together with Li Wei, he is the host of CCTV's "Dancing My Life." His style of hosting is both cold and funny, and it does not lose the ridicule and ridicule of humanistic talents, so it is unique in the art world.