Leave an excuse

The excuse is as follows -

1, the reason for leave: accompany the wife to the hospital.

Reason for leave: My wife is sick, I am not at ease when I go to the hospital alone. Boss, you know that there are too many beasts like you.

Boss' approval: Couples are deep!

Reason for leave: Go to a doctor in a hospital to look at the waist, look at the legs, look at the knees, and look at the whole body.

2, the reason for taking leave: What hurts, what should I do? If I don't go to the hospital, the future condition will develop, and if it develops, it will spread, and if I spread it, I will die. What should I do if I die, what should my parents do, what should the boss do? What the whole country does, the world will be destroyed.

Boss' approval: I don't want to be a sinner of history. Also, please don't put a long prefix in front of the name, thank you.

3, leave reason: buy a washboard

Reason for leave: My husband broke the furniture board at home yesterday and wanted to buy another one.

Boss' approval: A shopping mall is promoting, jumping - property prices, only selling 10 yuan, and reporting my name can also be 10% off. Another: Bring me a piece by the way.

4, the reason for the leave: accidentally on the mirror.

Reason for leave: Passing through People's Square, interviewed by TV station, asked me to know that I don't know the policy of holiday during the World Cup.

5, the reason for the leave: accidentally ill.

Reason for leave: The following symptoms appear in the body: pollen allergy, body edema. Tattoo infection, sent to the hospital. After the circumcision is cut, you can't go out for a week. The breast augmentation of the breast augmentation is aging, and it is necessary to make up.

Boss comment: How is it still alive now. . . I am going to leave this, let's go back soon. . . Tears sent. .

6. "Boss, I suddenly felt that the bottleneck period. You see. I am not resting for a few days."

"Well, the company's book has also reached the bottleneck period, and the wages are less than two months."

7, "My wife suddenly said that I gave birth to a big fat boy, please leave!"

"Poor doll, can be born separately for four years, well, green hat, don't say sympathy for you, go.

8, "Boss, ** ring jump, in order not to let you have pears, I want to take time off."

"Less nonsense, our company is a bungalow. If you are depressed, just jump around, get a dozen or more - jump!"

11 "I got acute depression, I was crying on the side of the road and couldn't go to work."

"It doesn't matter if you get depressed. The hard work makes you forget what is depression... Our company specializes in treating depression.

12 "My dear aunt came to see me."

"It looks like she just left three days ago."

13 "boss, I got chickenpox, scarlet fever."

“ oh my ladygaga I joined the sputum yesterday and got a vaccine. I know you called you?”

"Amount, the boss, my hair hurts."

"It is better to have a headache than a headache. In theory, you can apply for a neurological leave. But if you don't use it later, go directly to the mental hospital to report it."

16 "Inadvertently got to go to work will die of glass"

"But I have the glass that will die if I don't pay."

17. "The toilet in the house is broken, the radiator is broken, the gas leaks and the kitchen collapses; the child is sick."

"I remember that you were single, the kitchen collapsed, wasn't wc leaked yesterday?"

18. Office decoration materials are allergic. Not only can you take time off, but you can also get the medicine fee. Maybe you can pull the logistics director down, the butterfly effect, and be cautious.

19 earthquakes. Or other natural disasters. But the boss didn't feel that you couldn't say that it was level 8.

20 Moving: Moving or other emergencies, such as a thief or a pickpocket, often have property damage, so you have to take time off to deal with the follow-up. This reason can happen twice a year, but if it is more than 2 times, the boss may suspect that you have no qualitative, or even easy to get along with others, otherwise how can you move three days?

1. Uncomfortable body: "Uncomfortable body" is the most common reason for everyone to take time off. Any cold, headache, diarrhea, vomiting or acute appendicitis can be used as a reason for physical discomfort, and usually it is not in good health. It can often be seen clearly, so this reason is also the first place in the top ten reasons for leave.

2. There is something in the family: The definition of "something at home" is difficult to confirm. Although it is often used as one of the reasons for taking leave, it is best to first understand your boss's ideas and make sure that you can apply for leave on the grounds of approval. If the parents are sick or have accidents with their loved ones, they need help. At this time, the possibility of getting permission is higher. In addition, if the toilet in the house is broken, and someone is going to repair it, some bosses will think that it is your family business. It should not affect the time he pays for your salary work, and the possibility of being approved is not high. Moreover, if you often ask for leave, but you are not allowed to do so, not only will you not take a break, it may also affect the boss's impression of you, and the year-end performance bonus may have to be shrunk.

3. Children are sick: For many professional women or gentlemen, "children are sick or have problems with children's schools" are the most common reasons for taking leave, especially in modern families where many families are double-income, whether they are husbands or wives. They are all office workers. Therefore, if there is anything happening in a child, there are often two couples, one of whom has to take time off. Regardless of whether the child's illness is serious or not, as long as the child is in the name of the child, who dare not promise your leave? The emotionally competent supervisor will even ask you to take care when you are in tears. If the child is not good, don't rush to work; who knows Are you really bringing a child to the hospital for an emergency, dripping, or going to McDonald's to eat a burger to play a slide? But unmarried office workers can never use this reason, which will cause the boss's suspicion, and secondly, people will doubt you. Private life.

4. Traffic Accidents: For many car owners, the most headache is "traffic problems", especially in the event of any traffic accidents during working hours, which affects transportation. Therefore, "bus" or "train delay" It is the reason why many office workers are late for leave. This reason usually makes the boss feel unhappy, but it will definitely be recognized, but the prerequisite is that you must have a wrong certificate.

5. Car breakdown: Many office workers who drive their own cars, the most fearful is that when they hit the car, they will not move. They should not only hurry to ask the garage to haul, but also have to leave the company. However, be careful, some bosses are not willing to agree with this reason, but will teach you to use your own annual leave instead, unless you have to, please use it!

6. Moving: moving or other emergencies, like a home? Being thieves or encountering a pickpocket, there will often be loss of property, so you have to take time off to deal with the follow-up. This reason can happen twice a year, but if it is more than 2 times, the boss may suspect that you have no qualitative, or even easy to get along with others, otherwise how can you move three days?

7. Marriage: Some people say: "Marriage is the most important thing in a person's life." It is a good reason for the office worker who wants to be a bride or a groom. However, in the same way, even if it is used frequently, it is better not to exceed 2 times a year, otherwise no one may believe it.

8. When the best man, bridesmaid: Even if it is not the bride or the groom, it is a common reason to ask for a best man or a bridesmaid.

9. Funeral leave: In case of death of a loved one, especially a relative, you must ask for funeral leave. Usually, the maximum period of leave is 7 days, but you must report it in advance.

10. Natural disasters: As the saying goes, "There is nothing wrong with the weather, and people have a good fortune." Natural disasters are also one of the top ten reasons for office leave, especially in Shanghai, which is a region with frequent typhoons and heavy rains. Broken, some people are unable to go to work, so they have to take time off.