Cow b’s words

1. Secret love, sometimes I thought it was a bit, in fact, his mother will never be able to get there.

2. After the two of them broke up completely, either party sent a message to the other party’s birthday every year to prove that you saw that although you broke up, I still remember you, even remembering that your birthday is completely unnecessary. Hey, do you regard people as martyrs cemetery?

3. Every day in the world, you are dying than you or a tragic person, and you are still alive, you have to think so.

4. The beautiful scenery needs to be shot, and the black wind is high.

5. Don't think that you are a good horse. You don't want to eat the grass all the time. Sometimes you don't eat the grass, you will starve to death. The grass in front of you may have let other good horses running in front of you go back and eat it, and it is not that you ran for a thousand miles to find grass. You are a thousand miles. Even if you are a Maxima, Bole now has a fucking car.

6. It’s not enough to have a pair of eyes to discover beauty. The key is that your eyes must be able to find yourself ugly.

7. Don't be too greedy, how can you spend so much money on the LV level!

8. Those who are really good for you are unable to change the status quo, so when they have to voluntarily leave your sight, they always say, "I will always be around you, you can't see me, but you summon, I am right away. Can appear." If you are unable to change the status quo, you want to say to him: "How much I hope you can stay where I can see you."

9. My aunt said that she should not be strong. When she was educated, she said: "If someone wants to be strong, even if they go to eat, they will rush to the front to grab the first hot." I said, "Mom, then you must work hard." Strong... I want to be the one who pulls."

10. It is not the last word to live, it is the truth to live and hard.

11. Sweet words can lead to diabetes.

12. Love becomes a marriage, nothing more than slowly turning the feeling into tolerance, which may also be mixed with unforeseen tolerance.

13. There are more flowers in the world. You have to plug in the cow dung, no one can notice you.

14. Everything is rising, and people are getting more and more jealous.

15. I am looking for a man who is as rich as Guo Jingming, who wants to love me like corn loves Li Yuchun, and loves me, like a sorrowful sister.

16. If life can be as simple as hungry, eat it, sleep when you are sleepy, and let go of it if you don't want to work. If you have a desire, find a girl to do it. See who is pleasing to the eye and say that you are rare, and whoever is uncomfortable will directly You are really good, if life is never going to be a corner, how good.

17. I can't live with the XXXL number of you.

18. I have a female friend who can maintain relationships with three or four men at the same time, and then always complain to me that I can't find true love. I really want to tell her that the women who are half-hearted in the novels and TV series are also single-minded and then find true love.

19. You are in my heart, then slowly you ran into my stomach, then I digested you, you ran my big intestine, and finally you became a fart, then I put you You are a fart, I don’t let you go, do you still stay in the intestines and slowly relish it?!

20. A boy’s shoes gave me the phrase “A woman who is like a Q, at least two hours a day, after a certain number of days, she can be upgraded to the sun.” I returned: “There are 10 super-heads of money for one month.” QQ users can hang QQ up to 1.6 times upgrade, and have money, cow X know?"

21. Don't be too close to pretending to be a prisoner. If you smash down a big thunder, it's easy to get you.

22. There are more QQ, what penguins have not seen.

23. Starting today, I only hate you alone, bully you, abuse you, you are happy, I am not happy, you are not happy, I am super happy, others bully you, I will step on you in the first time, right Every sentence you say is a lie, promise you to do everything you are too lazy to do.

24. Someone puts you in the heart and someone puts you on the bed.

25. After the breakup, the thoughts are not called misses.

26. The goods have an expiration date. When people are tired of seeing you, you are in my heart.

27. My life is for me, I want to destroy me, I will destroy the sky.

28. I was asked by a regular QQ intellectual about the taste of my man and my art. I said, "A singer and a singer and a singer are chasing me at the same time. It’s the singer’s choice to sing two people!” So ​​the intellectuals did not speak.

29. How can I play with you, a big card like me, this year's schedule is full, I have a lot of movies, TV shows, advertisements to watch.

30. Don't be stupid, the temperament of people in Paris is really not suitable for you. It is said that even Bali is not suitable for you. You still go to the pharmacy to buy some croton, go home and eat the clear intestines, then smash, you You know where it is best for you, yes, this is your dream and your reality, and the dream is not realized because it is not realistic.

31. I must be the product of the combination of the two genes that my father and my mother are the most ugly.

32. If my life is a movie, you are the pop-up advertisement.

33. My dad’s mobile phone has a huge ringtone and a huge shock. Every time I’m screaming, I’m scared. I really didn’t hold back. I just squirted out: “I rely! I said Dad, can you put the phone? The ringtone is a little smaller! You are a mother!"

34. Someone asked: "What do your friends say to you usually make you very touched?" I thought about it: "Or I will pay."

35. Living in this world, there is always the illusion of walking into the back of the house, and every day I meet so many people who are self-righteous.

36. Everyone’s life is not a grandfather, but a grandson.

37. Girls, there are so many white horses, find a slap in the face, don't wait until one day, they are all robbed, leaving a bunch of scorpions, and even the next generation is not playing.

38. Hey! I said this big brother, I am not a grass boat, your donkeys don’t mess with me!

39. Yesterday at noon, my colleagues discussed the heights of several of us when we were eating in the cafeteria: I was crowned with a night-length model. She was daily. She was next to a colleague of more than 1.5 meters and said, "What about me?" "What?" We both said in unison: "You are a cushion."

40. Sometimes, when the paper breaks, what you see is not the light, but it may also touch the asshole.

41. If people are guilty of a slap in the face, they are basically willing and willing, so either you stop, or don't complain about J8!

42. If you have another woman in your heart, then you can sleep in another bed in my bed.

43. Cherish life away from the sky

44. What do you say when I love you? When I don't love you, you say what you are.

45. If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.

46. ​​I have known that my sister’s heart has changed. What is the fucking love is to do it:

47. I only borrow one night for your life:

48. Now, you will not let me cry again:

49. Put your iron heart in my cherry mouth:

50. There is such a tree worthy of giving up the whole forest

51. Wake up every morning and see you and the sun, this is the future I want.

52. I heard that you are not doing well, then I am relieved.

53. Youth is crazy running, then gorgeous fall

54. Only stay young, don’t regret

55. The so-called low-key is actually a high-profile, unobtrusive

56. LZ: "I am a girlfriend in five or eight years." Reply: "You don't have to talk about love, the inheritance will hit me directly."

57. The buffet may not be overeating, and the cat is too high.

58. Because I used to be so worried about my lungs, I am now devoid of heart.

59. When one person is doing things alone, Xiao Xiao is a small jingle!

60. X is the same X, the face is high and low

61. Don't ask who I am, please mate with me.

62. Good men have boyfriends.

63. The cashier said: No change, look for two plastic bags.

64. I want the world to know that I am very low-key~

65. What I think is "mother" is saying "good"