Some classic words 2019

1. I am so embarrassed, let you laugh.

2. Lei Feng did not leave a name for good things, but everything was recorded in the diary.

3. There are too many liars, and the fool is obviously not enough.

4. The most terrible two sentences in the world, one sentence is, "I love you so much, why don't you love me?" Another sentence is, "I am doing this for you."

5. I am sad, I show it to you with my most beautiful side. He looks at the distant scenery.

6. The physical education teacher in the middle school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt on my class will punish her for standing upside down.

7. In the past, the world was so chaotic, how do small women mix up; now, the little girl is so chaotic, how is the world mixed? - Yin Lichuan said

8. The male dress is called the shemale, the female dress is the male?——春哥呗

9. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

10. Behind every successful Altman has a little monster that is silently beaten.

11. A good woman is like gasoline. Once you have it, you have the motivation: a bad woman is like a balloon, and once it is used, there is a crisis.

12. Good love is when you see the world through a man. Bad love is when you abandon the world for one person.

13. People can't bring money into the grave, but money can bring people in.

14. True love is like a ghost. Everyone talks about it, but no one has ever seen it.

15. The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the earth, nor is it a life or death, but I am in my motherland, but I don’t know what is happening in my country.

16. Loneliness is when someone is talking, no one is listening; when someone is listening, you have nothing to say!

17. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students.

18. The words of a man are like the teeth of an old lady. How many are true?!

19. The first episode of "Desperate Housewives" has such a line: "When a man is erected, there is no morality."

20. 2008 is not normal, everything is not normal! At this critical moment, the Chinese men's soccer team came forward and proved to the world: the Chinese men's football is still normal!

21. You gave me two choices, but it was an ending.

22. Choose a lover to choose the one that matches you. If you don't match, you have to choose one that you admire. If you can't admire it, you have to choose one that you can mate.

23. The person you gave me promised, in the end, only left me with a brilliant expression, not a splendid life.

24. In addition to the incompetent man in the city, it is the incompetent man, except for the two, only the woman.

25. He said: "You will find someone better than me." I smiled and said: "But I will not be so good to people any more."

26. Zhou Xun has a very correct sentence in "If, Love". There is only one meaning in the past, that is, I don't want to go back to the past.

27. What is survival? Survival is living by unscrupulous means.

28. Don’t play now, I will play with you in the future.

29. The death of a person is a tragedy. The death of millions of people is just a statistic.

30. Some people can see other people's products from the way he watches movies. When they watch art films, they keep on advancing. When watching A movies, they are constantly suspended.

31. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

32. My dad said the most touching sentence: "Children, study hard. Dad used to play mahjong before playing 10 blocks. Now I am going to study for you and change one piece of music..."

33. In the past, talking about friends was to ask others if they had friends. Now they have to ask if they are homosexual.

34. It’s not that you don’t laugh, just a smile!

35. After seeing the three-minute painless advertisement on TV, he said with anger: "This is telling the younger children to hurry, but three minutes, no pain."

36. The professor talked about organic chemical polymers on the podium: this is an eunuch, we will give him a methyl group. ...

37. Shi Tai, you are the devil in my heart, the closer the impoverished is to you, the farther away from the Buddha...

38. The real wandering and drifting is that you have no place to go back.

39. Life is like a vulgar French literary film. There is no climax, no eroticism, no subtitles.

40. The greatness of life, die under the flowers!

41. My epitaph: accompanying and providing night service.

42. With a cigarette, wandering the world. . . . . .

43. Our biggest rival, not a third party, but the years

44. I want to be your one tooth most. Because of this. At least when you don't have me. You will hurt.

45. Seeing Chengdu as a murderer of bus crash victims, Shanghai is very envious. How much they want to say that the building was pushed down by the victim.

46. ​​I am not smoking, it is lonely!

47. Don't cry at my grave, dirty my way back.

48. I have never avenged this person. I usually report it on the spot.

49. The entire youth has been used to review youth and to use life as a whole to doubt life.

50. It is such a total, you press CTRL+C on your computer at home, and then press CTRL+V on the company's computer. Even if the same article does not work. No, no expensive computer will work.

51. If you are a flower, the cow will not dare to pull the dung!

52. I thought you were just the middle of the numbers 1 and 3. I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

53. Choose 45° to look up on others, and then blame others for 135° looking down at you.

54. You have enough four and five, and I have enough four and five. We can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.

55. My dad expressed his opinion on the fact that I was fat: without Han Hong’s life, I also got Han Hong’s illness.

56. I thought that I was a flower on the shore of the cliff. Later I learned that it was just a slag in the sea.

57. Now you are jealous of me because you still don't know me. When you understand me later, you will definitely hit me.

58. Stone tells us that the end of all true love is gone, and all the mashups are reunited.

59. If you don't often encounter setbacks, this shows that what you are doing is not very innovative - Woody Allen

60. People never know who has inadvertently told you that they will never see you again after goodbye.

61. Only the death of the neck that is distorted like a fetus seems to me to be like a broken lily.

62. Don't be sad for my death, if you live, you can't live anymore----The epitaph of Robespierre

63. Since the SDB launched the intellectual slogan “I just want to develop with you”, the banking industry has compiled a more intellectual companion piece: “Guangda is not acceptable”.

64. The non-stop miss, easy to live up to, unconsciously strange.

65. "Do you like the face of my angel, or the body of the devil?" "I like your sense of humor."

66. Dreams are left in the grassland and often hang in the sky last month.

67. "Love" is a very powerful word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "metamorphosis", and the lower part is taken from the "state" of "metamorphosis".

68. This girl is really cool and long, and she is really defeated.

69. This girl, first of all, there is a generation gap between us. Secondly, you have no cleavage. You said, how do we communicate?

70. Ask for the saddest song? Best answer: "Socialism is good"

71. "Liu Xijun, you sing too well, I must leave you in the top 10. But I voted for Zeng Yike, because you are so strong, you can definitely advance."

72. I didn't believe that black and white, black deer, horses, and Yu Qiuyu, Zeng Yike, and the lotus river, I believe.

73. The telephone fee is overdrawn by 900,000 yuan, and the death penalty is 3 years. The automatic withdrawal of the ATM is 170,000, and the corruption is tens of millions. - Wonderful China.

74. When you go to a temple, you can say that the donor donated some money, and three hundred and five hundred would do it. The answer is: I really didn't bring so much money, next time. Gao Wei replied: You can swipe your card.

75. "How wonderful it would be if your parents used the ten minutes for a walk..."

76. Waiting for the aftershocks, like the lover of the first love girl, is afraid that he will not come, and he is afraid of chaos.

77. At the time, I was checking the information with my girlfriend. I suddenly pulled out a window. It was very yellow and very violent. We quickly turned off the lights.

78. I can resist everything except temptation

79. Others say that I am born with inspirational!

80. Once upon a time, a child said that I would not sleep if I were killed. Then he was killed.

81. False words are always exposed, and wearing wigs will always be exposed by the wind.

82. People do good things and always want to let the ghosts know that doing bad things always thinks that ghosts don’t know, we are too difficult for God.