High school humor motivational speech

The Minister of Wisdom, sighed, and traveled alone.

Walking and walking, came to a remote mountain forest, and suddenly rushed from the mountain to a team of bruised people with red butter on his face. After three or two, he tied his five flowers and brought them back to the mountains. The king then thought that today is the full moon, this with a primitive tribe, on the day of the full moon will go down the mountain to find the sacrifice of the goddess of the full moon. He lamented that this is really not saved. In fact, I really want to tell the barbarian: "I am the king here, let me go, I will reward you Jinshan Yinhai!" But the mouth was smashed and smashed, and even the words could not be said.

When he saw that he was taken to a large boiler that was taller than people, the firewood was burning, and his face was pale. The high priest appeared, and took off the king's clothes in public, revealing the dragon body of his fine skin and tender meat. The high priest was so strange that he could not find such a perfect sacrifice!

It turns out that the goddess of the full moon that is to be sacrificed today is a symbol of "perfection." Therefore, it is irrelevant that the sacrifices are ugly, black, and short. At this moment, the high priest finally found that the king’s left hand had a small half of his little finger. He couldn’t help but gnash his teeth and cursed for a long time. He reluctantly ordered: “Get this waste away and find another one!”

The king who was out of trouble was ecstatic, flew back to the palace, and immediately asked the people to release the Minister of Wisdom, to host a feast in the Imperial Garden, to save one life for himself, and to celebrate the regaining freedom of the Minister of Wisdom.

The king toasted to the Minister of Wisdom: "You are really good at all. Sure enough, everything is the best arrangement! If you are not bitten by a leopard, you will not have a life today."

The Minister of Wisdom said to the King with a smile: "Congratulations to the King for a new realm of life experience." After a while, the King suddenly asked the Minister of Wisdom: "I am lucky enough to escape a life, although it is 'everything is the best. Arrange ', but you have been in prison for a month without any reason, is this the best arrangement?"

The Minister of Wisdom took a drink and said: "Great King! You are keeping me in prison. It is indeed the best arrangement! Your Majesty may wish to think about it. If I am not in prison today, I will accompany the Minister of the General Assembly." Who is it? When the barbarians find that the king is not suitable for the goddess of the full moon, who will be thrown into the big boiler to cook? Not who else I am? So, I will be jailed for the king to put me in jail. Toast, you saved my life!"

There is a Jewish vulgarity like this: If you break a leg, you should thank God for not breaking your legs; if you break your legs, you should thank God for not breaking your neck; if you break your neck, Then there is nothing to worry about. The Jews believe that people with positive thoughts are optimistic about everything. Even in the face of setbacks, active people will think that it is a test before success. Therefore, they always think about the good side in everything. They use such humor to persuade people to accept and deepen this idea.