Satire words 2019

1. A true good friend is not a topic that can't be talked together, but together, even if you don't talk, you won't feel embarrassed.

2. Busy is a kind of happiness, so that we don't have time to experience pain; running is a kind of happiness, let us truly feel life; exhaustion is a kind of enjoyment, let us have no emptiness.

3. Sister Wen, you stand on the side and block my cell phone signal.

4. Incomplete living organisms, aliens with genetic mutations.

5. The journey of exploration is not about discovering the New World, but about developing new perspectives.

6. It is not trivial to do all the ordinary things well, and it is not easy to do all the simple things.

7. Anyone can become vicious as long as you have tried it.

8. I have never seen you like this, and I have said NO, and I still confess my face.

9. The humus deposited in the millennium, the original species that scientists dare not study,

10. When the sky is still blue, the clouds are still so chic, you should not cry because my departure does not take your world.

11. Love is always more holy than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

12. Don't tell others that you know me, that is insult!

13. It’s sunny, the rain stopped, and you think you are OK.

14. If you want to make a bubble, you can't make it. At most, you have a plan to make a bath. If you want to soak people, you will be soaked in the form of Fumalin. . .

15. Fat pig, how do you run out of the pig cage? Don't roll back to eat pig food? If you grow up, you will kill and sell for money!

16. The mask has been around for a long time, and that is the face.

17. The young man now does not know what he is saying. He gives him cow dung and he wipes it on his face.

18. There is really nothing, but on a quiet night, deceiving the gray wolf who is waiting at home, the fox and the wolf are talking to each other under the stars, talking about the bits and pieces in the work, so they belong to two people. Resonate and embrace each other to comfort the tired heart;

19. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It has always attempted to break away from thinking, because thinking can make it a noble name without any effort.

20. Life always likes to throw me into the rope between the angel and the devil. In order to avenge them, I decided to make a straw, break it, and then they all rolled over. . .

21. You are no matter how fat you are! Eat and eat every day to become a pig!

22. Please don't use your bad acting to insult my IQ!

23. There is really nothing, but every morning, I am holding a gray wolf, and the two meet for breakfast together and go to the place where they struggle together;

24. I don't know if his aesthetic has gone wrong, or if he was a little dizzy that day, he had to make a mistake.

25. People can be shameless, but there is no shame to your point.

26. People ignore you, you are still interested in chasing after every day, just like the pug I raised with him.

27. Don't say that it is my woman, that is, an 80-year-old woman, I have to hide from you.

28. I have never seen you like this, and I have said NO, and I still confess this way.

29. All international papers submitted by foreigners and those affirmed and praised by foreigners must be of a high standard; any paper that cites the works and quotations of foreigners must be of a high standard.

30. Don't always say that the mud can't turn over the wall, because even if you are concrete, no one turns over with you, you have to be on the ground, someone turns over, no matter how bad the mud is, it will stick to the wall. . .

31. Don't pretend to be a wonderful life with you, don't wish me happiness, do you have that qualification?

32. Don't look at your dirty, full-bodied dirt, brushed a layer of bleaching powder, and always think that you are Lin Daiyu, hey, really disgusting!

33. Don't pull out the blame and blame the earth is not attractive? Think about what you have done before you squirt?

34. Don't say to me when you break up: "In fact, you are very good." Grass, then you still marry me?

35. Don’t look at it, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t listen, don’t want it, don’t want it, what to do

36. The shameless goods, or the free lady, the shoes that everyone revils.

37. It is my fault that my son came out to steal things. It is my education that is not good enough to stop everyone!

38. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs, the dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!

39. The difference between a lie and an oath is that one is the person who listens to be true, and the other is that the person who said it is true.

40. Deaf people are always sluts, even if inflation is over, you can't afford it!

41. Even if it was a glimpse, there was also the day when I met the clam shell. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

42. Boss, first come two pounds of true love, take it back to feed the dog!

43. A man flicks a woman, calling a play; a woman flicks a man, seduce; men and women flicker each other, called love.

44. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as a love.

45. You see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it is because there is sunshine behind you.

46. ​​You think you are the sun, and everyone else has to turn around you.

47. You are an insincere woman who always wants to return when he comes out. What does not do Xiaosan? I curse that you will not be happy in your life.

48. You are just a remainder in the divisional formula, and the perfect accessory can't compare with the original, not to mention that your accessory is just a defective product.

49. Make a head decision, take a chest to ensure that the butt is gone.

50. You are very dangerous to wear, but they are very safe.

51. I didn't think that a person was so innocent, and it was silly and innocent!

52. The hippo that was crushed by Noah’s Ark, the new volcanic eruption.

53. How can you set off the beauty of lm without your presence?

54. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It always attempts to break away from thinking, because thinking can make it a noble name without any effort.

55. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling. It feels like I feel when I have a nightmare.

56. A diploma, like the function of the leaves of Adam and Eve, can be ugly; the little paper can cover up a person's empty, widowed, and stupid.

57. Uncle, your look is awesome, just like a stick.

58. The most rounded thing in the world is not necessarily a ball or a person.

59. When the pain comes, don't always ask: "Why is it me?" You have not asked this question because of the happiness.

60. It’s my fault that my son came out to steal things. It’s my education is not good, I can’t hold everyone!

61. I have seen ugly, I have never seen such ugly. At first glance, it’s ugly, look at it more ugly!

62. It is not my happiness that must be built on your pain, but you have to let your pain amused me. . .

63. Cow dung is cow dung, even if you are fragrant, flowers will not be inserted in you, because it is humiliating. . .