Crayon Shinchan Classic Quotations

Crayon Shinchan Quotations:

1. Teacher: "Xiaoxin, your art work is very good. Tomorrow, the school will send you to participate in the citywide competition."
Xiaoxin: "No"
Teacher: "Why?"
Xiaoxin: "Working is done by my dad. He will go to work tomorrow."

2. Xiaoxin: "Beauty, you have to do anything, you must start and end, you can't go halfway, right?"
Beauty bud: "Yes"
Xiaoxin: "That, the series is finished today, you can't stop me from reading."

3. Beauty Bud: "Swim is really good"
Xiaoxin: "Beauty, you are more and more like a fish."
Mei Bu: "Do you mean a mermaid?"
Xiaoxin: "No, your crow's feet are getting more and more."

4. Teacher: "Xiaoxin, I have written a good homework recently."
Xiao Xin: "This is all the credit of the police to sweep the yellow."
Teacher: "What is the relationship between pornography and homework?"
Xiaoxin: "My dad has no place to go at night, so I have to stare at me to write homework."

5. Mei Bu: "My parents have something tonight, I have to come back very late."
Xiaoxin: "I will be very tired!"
Beauty Bu: "Why?"
Xiaoxin: "I will watch TV very tired."

6. Xiao Mao: "My mother is a master's degree and my father is a doctor."
Xiaoxin: "What's so great!"
Xiao Mao: "What is your parents?"
Xiaoxin: "My father is a man, my mother is a lady."

7. Xiaoxin: "Beauty, the park has a poor Obasan, I want to help her."
Mei Bu: "Xiao Xin really loves, give her 10 dollars!"
Mei Bu: "Hey! How did you buy the sausage?"
Xiaoxin: "She is selling sausages!"

8. Teacher: "Xiaoxin, how do you steal the classmate's eraser? Do you think about this for your parents?"
Xiaoxin: "I just thought about doing it. So I don't have to spend my parents' money."

9. Teacher: "Xiaoxin, your fault is to use the wrong words. Now you can use the idiom to describe the teacher is very happy."
Xiaoxin: "Happiness Jiuquan"

10. Mei Yan: "Xiao Xin, you want to make up English, I hope you don't lose at the starting point."
Xiao Xin: "I have lost at the starting point."
Mei Bu: "What have you lost?"
Xiaoxin: "Genetics"

11. Guangzhi: "You see the story of the four filial piety, how can you do it?"
Xiaoxin: "At least I can do the same, sell my body to the father."

12. Mei Yan: "I thought you were writing homework, but you are playing electric."
Xiaoxin: "This can't blame me."
Mei Bu: "Do you want to blame me?]
Xiaoxin: "Yes, who told you to walk so lightly"

13. Mei Bu: "Xiao Xin, have you got 10 times in this semester?"
Xiaoxin: "No, only once."
Mei Bu: "How come there are ten honorary cards that don't cost money?"
Xiaoxin: "I changed the one hundred yuan I got to 10 copper plates."

14. Mei Bu: "Xiao Xin, you are on TV again"
Xiao Xin: "I don't want to watch TV."
Mei Bu: "What are you doing?"
Xiao Xin: "I am checking whether the TV program list in the newspaper is wrong."

15. Teacher: "Xiaoxin, please use "left and right" to make sentences."
Xiaoxin: "I am distressed at the time of the exam."
Teacher: "Is the question not answered, let you be distressed?"
Xiaoxin: "No, it’s different from the students’ answers. It’s hard for me.”

16. Xiaoxin: Is there soy sauce sold?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiaoxin: Is there mustard sold?
Fish shop owner: No.
Xiaoxin: Nothing dares to open a store.

17. Teacher: "Now, in the "First Aid Class", do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat it?"
Xiaoxin: "Someone will tell you about sexual harassment."
Teacher: "Now, in the "First Aid" class, someone is injured, what should I do in the first step?"
Xiao Xin: "I know, ask him if he wants organ donation?"

18. Xiaoxin: "Sister, why are you working hard?"
Sister: "Not all because of you."
Xiaoxin: "I?"
Sister: "Yes, there is always someone in our family who has a good future!"

19. Mei Bu: "I will go home immediately after the summer tutoring class. Why don't you obey? I hate people who don't go home on time....."
Xiaoxin: "Why are you so angry? You didn't go home for dinner immediately after work, and I was not angry!"

20. Xiaoxin: "Teacher, I want to go to the bathroom."
Teacher: "No, now is the class time. Why didn't you go to class just now?"
Xiaoxin: "The class time is so precious. It's a pity to go to the bathroom!"

21. Girl: "Brother, you are the person I have ever loved to be clean."
Xiaoxin: "How do you see the prize?"
Sister: "No matter what, you will push it all out."

22. Meiyan: "Xiaoxin, you see, my sister takes 100 points, you only get 50 points."
Xiaoxin: "I did what you said."
Mei Bu: "What did I say?"
Xiaoxin: "You said that if I have half of my sister, it will be fine."

23. Xiaoxin: "Mei, last time I lost with Xiaomao, this time I won."
Mei Bu: "Why do you even play twice?"
Xiaoxin: "You are not teaching me, where to fall, where do you stand up?"

24. Mei Bu: "Don't go to school, so as not to be blackmailed by bad teenagers."
Xiaoxin: "But my classmates are not willing to go with me."
Beauty Bu: "Why?"
Xiao Kui: "They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brothers."

25. Xiao Kui: "Brother, what if there are bad teenagers extorting us?"
Xiao Xin: "Run for him."
Xiao Kui: "Are you running to win them?"
Xiaoxin: "I just want to win and you will do it."

Crayon Shinchan Personal Profile:

"Crayon Shinchan" is a famous Japanese-style manga, a masterpiece of the late Japanese cartoonist Sakai Yoshi. The comics are based on the Kasugabe City of Saitama Prefecture in Japan. It tells the 5-year-old Nori Nobuyuki's interesting daily life with his family and friends. The style is relaxed, humorous, fresh and warm. The comic version began serialization in 1990. On September 11, 2019, after the death of Sakai Yoshito, his assistant continued to create a sequel: "New Crayon Shinchan".