Deaf quotation

1. Failure is not terrible, the key is whether it is a successful mother.

2. The current college students are too ruthless! Come over the film, actually cut it!

3. Free time to learn to Feng Shui, a good tomb after death can also make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house.

4. Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is hard to prevent.

5. Buddha: You are the big fool B!

6. When the night is turned over again on the bed during the day, the sun is born...

7. You can't make everyone happy, because not all people are people.

8. Successful people are - on the way to cattle B, all the way to erection

9. Do you think I will watch you go to death? I will close my eyes.

10. I am degraded. I still can't swim until now. I know that before I was born, I was definitely the fastest one.

11. Women keep in mind: Be sure to eat and have fun and sleep well. Once exhausted, other women spend money, live in the house, sleepy husband, boyfriend, and the baby.

12. I remember that one day after I graduated, my girlfriend sent me a newsletter: "We still break up!"

13. I haven't had time to be sad, and my girlfriend sent another one: "I'm sorry, I made a mistake."

14. This can be completely sad.

15. I know that I am not a handsome guy, but when someone looked at my full moon photo, I also said that my nostrils on the left are very idols.

16. Single is very painful, single is more painful for a long time, I saw a sow a few days ago, I think it is eyebrows...

17. What to kill you, my lover.

18. The cashier said: No change, find two plastic bags for you!

19. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my shortcoming is: I am not handsome.

20. What is happiness? Happiness is the cat eating fish, the dog eating meat, the salted egg Superman playing the little monster!

21. Others have to dress up, I have to install experience.

22. I am a fat person, not a rough person.

23. Taiwan does not recover in one day, I am only level 4!

24. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; if it comes out, I will go to sleep!

25. Running snails.

26. Get up every morning to see the Forbes list, if you don't have my name, I will go to work.

27. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, and talking about feelings is the most damn hurt.

28. I cursed you for buying whole-food noodles without a seasoning package.

29. The accountant said: "You will get paid later, I have no change."

30. Can you see that I have rubbed the powder?

31. Although you have sprayed cologne on it, I can still smell a scum.

32. My name is Rain and the little name is Run Run.

33. Trouble you with a fried rice in Yangzhou, more chopped green onion, less salt, extra one egg, and take away.

34. Once I went to the streets, a group of girls stopped me. They said that I was handsome. I didn’t admit it. They beat me and said that I was hypocritical.

35. Both the house and the rot, the future is uncertain.

36. Three cups of Sanlu are given to the party.

37. The most mysterious department in history: the relevant department.

38. It is undeniable that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!

39. There are only two things in my life that I will not: this will not, and it will not.

40. Some people have a background, and I have a back.

41. The ideal of meat, the life of cabbage.

42. White horse... Where are you dying? Did you dare to come to see me if you lost the prince?

43. When your mother gave birth to you, did you throw the person to raise the placenta?

44. Don't treat shrimps as seafood.

45. I am an angel. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight.

46. ​​Is the order a cousin?

47. Putting a girl like hanging QQ, licking her for 2 hours every day, and soon the sun can be.

48. There are too many scammers, and idiots are obviously not enough.

49. I was on the road and smashed the dragon to swim across the river and climbed the top of the tower to kiss your princess.

50. I smiled from the cross knife to the sky, and when I finished laughing, I went to sleep.

51. Your phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

52. It’s a long way to go, and it’s better for us to fight.

53. My life has both A side and side B. Your life has S side and side B side.

54. I am not afraid of stealing children with tools, I am afraid that stealing children knows technology!