2013 classic quotation

1. It’s really creative and you have the courage to live!

2. My real life: Count the money to wake up naturally, sleep and sleep until the hand cramps...

3. As a typical example of failure, you are really too successful.

4. According to the aesthetics of the pig, I am basically a handsome guy.

5. Who can shoot for 90 minutes---"China National Football Team"

6. Life is sometimes like being raped by eunuchs – resistance is pain, no resistance or pain!

7. Everyone says that I am ugly. In fact, I am just not beautiful.

8. In order to cooperate with the completion of this year's program birth work in China, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

9. No money, no power, no better for you, can you follow me?

10. I bought a computer without broadband, just like the wine is ready, but I became a monk before eating.

11. After the breakup, the thoughts are not called misses, and they are guilty.

12. With a nonsense attitude, face the fucking life.

13. Women's clothing is called capital, and men's clothing is called metamorphosis.

14. Brother smoking because it hurts the lungs and is not sad.

15. It is not necessarily a virgin to cry, but a man who seduce a man must be a scorpion.

16. A lover who can be taken away, that is not a lover.

17. Even if I am a beggar, I will never marry my mother.

18. I don’t feel a pound of white wine, because I have already drunk half a catty.

19. Reading the newspaper in the bathroom is equivalent to the end of the stool. It is a process, otherwise it is not finished.

20. If the son is disobedient, he can be beaten properly, or he will not show the majesty of Laozi. This is the case with the Taiwan issue.

21. My mother has a birthday, it is better to send two pieces of gird bones to boiled and eat white cabbage, at least for the present.

22. I will not go to see netizens unless the state modifies monogamy.

23. I am still looking for you in my next life, because you are the most stupid except me.

24. Lei Feng did not leave a name for good things, but everything was recorded in the diary.

25. Occasionally, you will feel very cool when you live quietly, but if you live quietly, you will be miserable...

26. When quarreling, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

27. Men fantasize about me, I fantasize about heaven.

28. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love is.

29. Agong is coming from his grandson...

30. The pig has the idea of ​​a pig, and the thought of someone. If the pig has someone's thoughts, then it is not a pig - it is a bastard!

31. God, you let the summer and winter have the same room? Give birth to this ghost weather!

32. Vulnerabilities and patches are flying together, and the blue screen is a good one!

33. It is normal to eat the wire of the brush in the breakfast. This shows that our logistics is strictly in the order of cooking and cooking.

34. Women have countless QQ numbers only to slap a man, men often use a QQ number to fill up a variety of women...

35. Don't hang on a tree, try to die a few times on a few trees...---------------------------------------

36. The impulse of the moment, the crisis of the children

37. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

38. I argued with MM whether the whale is a fish. In the end, I said, "The Japanese also have a personal character." She agreed that the whale is not a fish.

39. The shovel can be ground into a needle, but the raft can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, it will be useless.

40. If the reply is a virtue, then I have long been a saint.

41. Huai Cai is like a pregnancy, and it will take a long time for people to see it.

42. The station is higher and the urine is farther.

43. Life is sometimes like being eunuch strong* – resistance is pain, no resistance or pain!

44. My friend’s name on his girlfriend’s mobile phone is “he”. Later they broke up and became “it”...

45. Nothing to look for, there is nothing to find me!

46. ​​Do you think I will watch you go to death? I will close my eyes!

47. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to 6!

48. What do I take to kill your lover...

49. Exercise your muscles and prevent convulsions!

50. The reason why angels fly is because they see themselves very lightly...

51. I want to fall in love, but it is already late...

52. The east side of the sunrise is raining in the west, and the tutor is ruthless and I have love.

53. I love you! What is your business?

54. In bed, practice is the only criterion for testing kung fu.

55. Hug is a strange thing, so close that you can't see each other's faces.

56. In this world, I only believe in two people, one is me and the other is not you.

57. I don’t know who my wife is in my bed. My wife doesn’t know who’s in bed!

58. I really want to take care of your public voice: Hey!

59. I can't go to the hospital if I am sick. When I go to the hospital, I will starve to death because I have no money to eat...

60. My friends around me, you will be famous soon, so my memoirs can be sold well...

61. When you put on a wedding dress for love, I also put on the monk’s jealousy...

62. If it’s late in the morning, I think I will like the morning.

63. Life can't be cooked like cooking and preparing all the ingredients.

64. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers and sisters. In retrospect, I was streaking for 20 years!

65. Wear other people's shoes, take your own path, let them find it.

66. There is a very old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beiyou will live forever...

67. Can the eggs of the world join together to break the stone?! So it is still necessary to be realistic...

68. Enemies who are not afraid of tigers are afraid of teammates like pigs!

69. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind...

70. I have had a pair of wings, but I did not use it to soar in the sky, but to cook in a pot...

71. If the leader does not give me a raise next month, I will resign and send him two Chinese before resigning, killing him.

72. If the pigs will fly, who will buy the plane? It is not enough to ride the pig on the sky.

73. Life rounds us up to make us go further.

74. The direction of the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of people blocking, I am afraid that I will surrender.

75. Life is like “breathing”, “calling” is for a sigh of relief, and “sucking” is for a sigh of relief.

76. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

77. When others praise me, I am worried that others are not enough.

78. Love is always more holy than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

79. The journey of exploration is not about discovering the New World, but about developing new perspectives.

80. This is not intended to be different, but how can it be superior.

81. How far a person can go depends on who he is with; how good a person is, depending on who he is pointing to; how successful a person is, depends on who he is with.

82. The brain of a man likes the heart of a woman, but the eyes like the appearance of a woman.

83. If you have money, you will lose your family. If you have no money, you will worship God.

84. The salted fish turns over and is still salted fish.

85. I can choose to give up, but I can't give up the choice.

86. As a typical example of failure, you are really too successful.

87. Not everyone can live a low-key, low-key foundation is always high-profile.

88. Humor is the joy of a person who wants to cry.

89. The reason why people live tired is because they can't let go of the shelf, can't open their faces, and can't solve the complex.

90. The most exciting thing in life is not the moment to realize your dreams, but the process of persisting in your dreams!

91. Fall, climb up and cry again.

92. On the line is to pass the time, stealth is to avoid disappointment.

93. Suddenly I feel that I am between you and that extra person.

94. I don't like umbrellas on rainy days, I feel used to getting wet.

95. The sky has changed, it is going to rain; when people change, they have to change their minds.

96. The flower on the other side is already in full bloom. The people waiting, why the future.

97. The rain is big, the thunder is loud, and the lonely people are jealous!

98. I am stuck in your heart, there is no intersection.

99. Sometimes I like a song, just for one person.

100. I really want to hide and let the world not find me!

101. There is no courage to speak, even if it is just a rendezvous look is a luxury.

102. My tie can't be found again. Did you find a rag yesterday?

103. Lao Tzu does not hit you, you do not know my civil and military.

104. The woman conquered the man with silk stockings, and the man conquered the bank with stockings.

105. The rogue is not terrible, it is afraid of rogue culture.

106. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at ages!

107. The truth is over.

108. It’s raining, don’t forget to take an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!

109. Undressed, I am a beast, I am a cloaked animal when I put on my clothes!

110. Go to Baidu on Google.

111. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. It may be Don Juan; a winged person may not be an angel or a bird!

112. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or banknotes!

113. Sleep is an art – no one can stop me from pursuing art!

114. Lao Tzu does not hit you, you do not know my civil and military.

115. The woman conquered the man with silk stockings, and the man conquered the bank with stockings.

116. The rogue is not terrible, it is afraid of rogue culture.

117. The hero does not ask for a way out, the rogue does not look at the age!

118. The truth is over.

119. Sitting on the name of the big milk, enjoy the treatment of the second wife!

120. It’s raining, don’t forget to take an umbrella, the wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!

121. Undressed, I am a beast, I am a cloaked animal when I put on my clothes!

122. Go to Baidu on Google.

123. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. It may be Don Juan; a winged person may not be an angel or a bird!

124. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or banknotes!

125. Sleep is an art – no one can stop me from pursuing art!