Children's words

1. I am a three-year-old little nephew: What is the difference between a person and a flea? The little nephew thought for a long time to answer me: the person will have a long flea, but the flea will not grow up.

2. LG often asks Xu Xu: "What does Dad sell?" Xu said in a serious way: "Dad bought 'Op' mobile phone, 'Opu' mobile phone, every day!"

3. Xiaobao is a computer fan. He suddenly does not open the computer for more than ten days. What happened to his mother? He said: "My computer is virusy. I don't turn it on. It has no food. I have to starve the virus. ""

4. At night, take a 5-year-old daughter for a walk and meet a colleague. During the chat, my colleague said: "My son is a sophomore." The daughter hurriedly said: "Auntie, I am in kindergarten and also a sophomore class."

5. In the evening, Mom and Dad are putting videos for Xiaobao in the daytime. Xiaobao came in and saw a sudden yelling: piracy! Rush up and turn off the TV, then a serious shot of his chest said: Do not look at pirated copies, you have to look at it. To see genuine.

6. Once Xiaobao asked me why I had so many long hairs on my legs. I told him that it was because I ate pork and there was hair on the pig, so I grew up. The next day, when eating, Xiaobao always wanted to eat cat meat. Ask him why. Xiaobao said: "If you eat cat meat, you can grow the white hair of the kitten."

7. Dinner at night, Ah is still on the Internet, did not come, Xu immediately shouted: "A, what is the meal!"

8. Asahi rides on a small bicycle and goes out to buy food. When he arrives downstairs, he refuses to come up and has to go out to play. Ah said to him: "Are you coming up? I am going up!" Xu Xu was sitting still on the bicycle, and at the end he said to Ah, "I am waiting for you!"

9. Xiaobao: "Mom, I broke the mirror, I broke the mirror!" Mom: "I know, I don't need to talk twice." Xiaobao: "You said, confess once, you can reduce it by half." Punishment!"

10. In the mid-term exam, Xiaobao’s mathematics scores took a big step, his wife was in a hurry and contacted a cram school. The tutors are required to make up their own lessons, and the textbooks, materials, and homework must be brought together. After breakfast, I sent Xiaobao to make up the class. I asked Xiaobao: "Is everything ready?" Xiaobao patted the bag: "Ready." I asked again, "What are you prepared?" "Xiao Bao said: "Biscuit, ham, jelly, and a few pieces of Shaqima."

11. Xiaobao: "Mom, you are a big stupid pig!" Mom: "What is the little treasure that mother gave birth?" Xiaobao: "Little Bungee!"

12. Xiaobao was fun, and was stunned by her mother. Xiaobao asked her father for help with sad eyes: Why are you yelling at this woman? Dad said in a sad voice: It is because of you!

13. The mid-term exam is over, Dad: “How is the test?” Xiaobao: “A mess.” Dad: “It’s so good to play the ball. If you get the exam, you can’t do it?” Xiaobao: “There is someone to play with the ball.”

14. At home, LG wore my brother, Xu Xuan's slippers. Asahi saw it, and immediately ran to the living room to take LG's shoes and threw it on the ground. Pointing at the shoes on LG's feet, he said to LG: "This is a sly shoe, wear this."

15. A three-year-old Xiaobao took the bus, and in a short while, Xiaobao said: "Ah, look, the aunt's ass is flowing out." The old man looked up and saw that the front stood a t-shirt. The aunt of the pants.

16. When Xiaobao was 21 months old, he still didn’t speak. He only said some names and simple words for adults. When I was upset, she cried, shouting at my aunt, not calling mom, thinking This will make me angry too.

17. Xiao Bao: Mom, do plants have to eat? Mom: No. Xiaobao: How do you grow up? Mom: You can grow by sucking some sunlight and sucking some heat. Xiaobao: Wow can grow without eating, then I want to be a vegetative!

18. I watched TV with my three-year-old nephew. There was a black-and-white cow on the TV. I told him: "This is a cow." After two days, I went to the zoo and saw the zebra. I opened my mouth and said, "Uncle, I know. This is a milk horse."

19. I played chess online, and the little nephew and girl yelled, and said, "Uncle, help me wipe my ass." I said to find your father, then I saw her bent back and stepped back to me, shouting. Classic: "Reverse, please pay attention! Reverse, please pay attention!"

20. When I went to the store, there were a lot of balloons at the door. The little guy saw the balloon far away and said, "Mom, a lot of balloons." I said, "The baby has, more beautiful than that," the little guy is happy. Said: "The family has, do not buy" Going to the door, the balloon floated on the head, the little guy could not help but "Mom, which rabbit is so beautiful" stopped for a while, see the mother did not respond, then Say "I want, Mom, buy a good" Oh, the little guy is really smart.

21. I have eaten apples and taught him to read English apples. "apple!" "OPPO!" "No, it's apple!" "OPPO!" "apple...apple!" "OPPO!"

22. Once I bought a dish for my mother, Mom gave me money. Xu Xu, sitting next to him, saw it, stood up, grabbed money from my hand, and stuffed it into Ah’s hand. The little man said, “You don’t have to give it, count it!” Halo!

23. Just finished eating lunch, Ah got up and said, "I wash the dishes." Xu Xu immediately squatted and said, "Mom washes the dishes, and the public is just cooking." Xu: "What do you do?" "Ah, play with me."

24. According to the usual practice, the mother will lead the children to pack the toys together. My mother said: "Baby, let's collect the blocks together and let the blocks go home." The little guy is in the color: "It's very tired to collect toys!" - Zhou Yihan

25. Xiao Ming went to participate in the birthday party of Amo. When she was eating the birthday bag, Xiao Ming asked: "Why should we eat this kind of life bag like the ass?" The people listened and changed their faces. Then Xiao Ming opened the birthday bag and looked at the bean paste inside. He said, "Ah, look! There are stools inside!" The people were faint and vomiting.

26. When the family and the children were playing the twisting car in the community, it was raining, so everyone hid under the eaves. The other children went to the rain again, and then the adults went out to pick up the children. The family looked at the children who had been brought back under the eaves, smirked, and then grotesquely said: "Hey, I have not gone." - Zhou Yihan

27. At the time of reading at the book, Yuyou, who had been sitting for a long time, suddenly lay on the sofa and shouted, "Oh!" I asked: "What's wrong?" Youyou: "I don't have electricity." - Gold and ink

28. The baby volunteered and performed the waiter. She broke the pen and paper and stood in front of the whole family. She asked me seriously: "A la carte, order a la carte." "Point an abalone," I said, "How big is it?" The word is unfamiliar to him. However, the baby seems to be familiar with it, especially experienced and unhurriedly replied: "One year old, one year old." - Kacha

29. In her daughter's cognition, marriage is makeup, wearing a beautiful dress! She looked at the wedding photos hanging on the wall and I was on the wall for the first time. I said, "Mummy, when can I get married?" Yeah?" - Moss

30. One night, Yuyou kept going, I was sick, and she didn’t care for her, she let her cry. I cried for a while, and I told him to lie down and sleep. Youyou climbed over and laughed and asked, "Do you listen to my crying songs?" - Gold and ink

31. Tong Tong asked her mother: "Why do you call Mr. Jiang "the ancestors"?" Mom said: "Because the 'anced one' is the name of the dead person." Tong Tong said: "Is that the death of Ah? Want to be called 'fresh milk?'" and then put on the most awkward posture in history...

32. "Do you know where you came from?" "I know that Dad planted the seeds into his mother's stomach and took them out of his mother's stomach. Hehe." - Siqi Baby

33. My dad took the denture off before going to bed. Once she was seen by her daughter, she curiously asked, "Can the teeth be taken down?" My dad said: "This is a denture. The grandfather's teeth are all gone, so I have to. Set a fake, good to eat." The daughter looked at my dad and said: "Grandfather, you have no teeth now, how can you talk?"

34. Mom: "What kind of stuffed buns do you want to eat? There are big meat, beef, and plain buns." Xiaobao: "I don't want to be vegetarian!" Mom: "Why?" Xiaobao: "It’s The monk is eating, I am not a monk!" Mom dizzy!