Hu Yifei's classic quotations

Hu Yifei's Quotations:

1. I ran to you desperately, imagining that you will be touched by my persistence! Even if we are separated by the world, as long as we are close to each other every day, one day I will be able to hold your hand! But all this is an illusion, No matter how hard I try, I can't walk by you, because you still stand in the same place!

2. The pigs have raised their prices this year, so you can't raise prices.

3. Nothing is as simple as it seems.

4. You think about it, why didn't she choose someone else, but brought Epide back? Xiaoxian: Because love is sold out.

5. Sputum is used to count banknotes, not to reason.

6. At least we don't chase 200 episodes of bitter TV dramas and return to the village.

7. Drinking feilu milk powder, the waist is not sour, the legs are not hurting, and even the heart does not jump!

8. If you want to live a good life, you must have some green.

9. In this world, there is still a game that you can't do? Is it the temptation story knowledge contest back to the village?

10. I have given you my mobile phone number. Why don't you understand my thoughts? There is nothing to charge me for dozens of dollars.

11. Are you pregnant before the age of 30? Xiaoxian: I want to be a millionaire. A Philippine: It is still likely to be pregnant.

12. It is me who smokes, not a cigar.

13. Shame him, trample on him, and marry him.

14. Good dogs don't block the road, they block the roads - they are roadblocks.

15. I teach the stone scriptures, this is simply nerve!

16. What is the difference between you and the direct reincarnation?

17. The United States is so bull B, the Asian Games has been so long, and I have not seen it take a medal!

18. The six artifacts that make men interested are: 1, leopard 2, short skirt 3, stockings 4, boots 5, steel tube 6, tempting eyes. The only one who meets this condition is Sun Wukong. The five artifacts that make women interested are: 1. High value 2, domineering 3, safe sense 4. Can protect you 5. Be specific to you. The only one that meets this condition is the Tibetan Mastiff.

19. I think this hobby is good, very good, and very lifelong.

20. A new generation of urban women got the hall, got the kitchen, killed the Trojan, turned the wall, could ride the bike, bought the house, and fought too little, and played too much!

21. I really want to put a flush toilet in your head to wash away the disgusting things in your head. . . Then his whole brain has to be washed away.

22. I ran to you desperately, imagining that you will be touched by my persistence! Even if we are separated by the world, as long as we are close to each other every day, one day I will be able to hold your hand! But all this is an illusion, No matter how hard I try, I can't walk by you, because you still stand in the same place!

23. The six artifacts that make men interested are: 1, leopard 2, short skirt 3, stockings 4, boots 5, steel pipe 6, tempting eyes. The only one who meets this condition is Sun Wukong. The five artifacts that make women interested are: 1. High value 2, domineering 3, safe sense 4. Can protect you 5. Be specific to you. The only one that meets this condition is the Tibetan Mastiff.

24. Quarrels are always bad. Why not just fight?

25. Not the roots of the whip, the first one will kill you after the seventy-nine wretched stream.

26. What do you want to see my signature, do you want to count me?

27. Beating people does not advocate playing face self-esteem. Our brothers are connected to the heart. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two will be alarmed.

28. If you have the money to buy a gift, should you also consider paying back the money to the creditor!

29. I escaped the monk and could not escape the abbot.

30. Now the price is different, the waist is hard, and the voice is not breathing.

31. I always thought that he was the middle number between 1 and 3. I didn't expect him to say the combination of 1 and 3.

32. If my feelings fail, the one who is kneeling on the ground must be the other.

33. Naked marriage + elopement, you are streaking.

34. Your head and ass are reversed.

35. Hey, I don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl, so I don’t know if you are an aunt or a grandmother.

36. One Philippine: As the saying goes, it doesn't happen. Xiaoxian: I must be self-sufficient.

37. There are all the birds in the big bird.

38. A new generation of urban women got the hall, got the kitchen, killed the Trojan, turned the wall, could ride the bike, bought the house, and fought too little, and played too much!

39. You are now like a 16-year-old girl who is obsessed with bad teenagers.

40. Forgive him for being God's business. My task is to send him to see God.

41. Quarreling is always bad, is it better to do a duel?

42. Things that go wrong will always go wrong.

43. This diamond may be fake, Xiaoxian, take your money detector.

44. Cut, you have written both depressed words, and you can’t see them without literacy.

45. I really want to put a flush toilet in your head and wash away the disgusting things in your mind... Then his whole brain has to be washed away.

46. ​​Pigs are always pigs, people are sometimes not people!

47. No one can deceive me Hu Yifei.

48. It's better to lose a coin to help you count it. On the front side, you are fixed by her. On the other hand, she will fix you. If the coin is standing on the ground, you will retreat. How about?

49. Frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not be thawed.

50. I will never bow to the evil forces, killing you and I will not do it.

51. Zeng Xiaoxian, you still throw your broken mobile phone, the camera is broken than the onion head, Lu Ziqiao you made a sharp brother, Hu Zhuang male you made into Chen Meijia, I really want a salt soda...

52. It is not necessarily a prince to ride a white horse, but it may also be a Tang dynasty... It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, or a panda... A tattooed person is not necessarily a bad person, and a Ken can be a Yue Fei~ It is not necessarily a big bird. It may also be Li Ning.

53. Whoever bullies you, tell me, I must make his neck move; the internal organs are connected to Unicom; the IQ is arrears; the head is shocked; the small face is colored; the ear is playing Into the spin; the nose is made into a straight; the scorpion is made into a ring tones; the front teeth are made into a flip; the legs are made into ninety; the hands are not in the service area; the small life is turned off.

54. This show is really good, especially your scriptwriter, it is really talented. He graduated from a mentally retarded school. The story he wrote was even worse than the sheep sound. The touched keyboard and even the amoeba could not survive; the biggest difference between him and the pig was that the pig could not become a person, and he became a pig every other day. I guess he is a script written in pig's trotters. I suggest that he take some hemorrhoids and treat his foot and mouth disease.

55. Rich people can call the house, do you call it a house? Your name is dwelling; rich people can call melancholy, are you called melancholy? You are called depression; rich people can call energy saving, are you called energy saving? You are called the trick; rich people can call fullness, do you call it plump? You are called rough; rich people can call travel, are you called travel? You are called wandering; rich people can be single, Are you called single? You are called a bachelor.

56. Beating people does not advocate playing face self-esteem. Our brothers are connected to the heart. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two will be alarmed.

57. Why do you want to see me when I look at my signature?

58. The United States is so bull B, the Asian Games have been so long, and I have not seen it take a medal!

59. I have given you my mobile phone number. Why don't you understand my thoughts? There is nothing to charge me for dozens of dollars.

60. Don't call me Lei Feng, my name is red scarf!

61. Sputum is used to count banknotes, not to reason.

62. There are not so many assumptions in life, the reality is a real slap in the face, hitting your face, there is no doubt about the pain, but there is no way to go.

63. Men will never be too good for women, just as women will never be too beautiful. There are only two reasons why a woman gives up her beautiful clothes: one is a price problem, and the other is not fit. Men give up a woman, usually for these two reasons.

Hu Yifei's personal profile:

One of the protagonists in the modern urban emotional comedy "Love Apartment" has the dual character of pungent and occasional gentleness. The actor is 娄 潇. Like Zeng Xiaoxian, but because of the shy and introverted character did not confess, but in the "Love Apartment One" Zeng Xiaoxian's confession appeared in the Oolong and did not succeed.