Sister's quotation

1. Others laugh at me too windy, I laugh, others are not open.

2. Although whoever called Qijing as a girl, I must have 40 yards of dried red sneakers and sneakers, but I watched the group of big ones being looked after by the people of the school. Sending a card, please eat and ask for the girl's day, or let me deeply hurt the cleavage. After the day is Shining Women's Day, so in this virgin festival, the hard-working sisters, let us self-sufficiency and self-sufficiency from the legs, twisted the ass and walked up!

3. My mother is a woman who is innocent and innocent. For example, her sister just went shopping with her. She suddenly pointed to the "Kaspersky **" in front of me and solemnly said to me: "Oh, it seems this The network environment needs to be rectified, and you are using it all..."

4. I heard that the standard of a successful woman is that the living room is like a lady, the kitchen is like a housewife, and the bed is like a woman. Look at myself, the living room is like a shrew, the kitchen is like a shrew, and the bed is like a shrew...

5. When I have money, I will do research. I will be an actor when I am covered.

6. Don't be afraid, I am a female hooligan.

7. It is another spring. The socialist scene is good. Everything is awkward. Running through the streets.

8. My first group chat with the organization. A sad theorem is conclusive: "--women's hooligans are basically A cups." - God gave us a wise brain. At the same time, we saved the bra.

9. Some of the male compatriots who advised the cat: If your heart has always been materializing a woman, don't fall in love, don't marry, leave the good girl to others. You can choose to hang around the green floor, or raise a bitch.

10. After doing this cup of Fu Yan Jie, your sister will always be your sister! Drink this bowl of ant force god, who dares to force the people to turn round! Blow this bottle of Jieer Yin, the New Year guns * friends are also refurbished! Drink This big kidney treasure, let's get together!

11. Some people say that you are very good looking girl. Why do you not do something to do with LV vulgar yellow? For example, loneliness and sadness? I said that you are going to have a long-lasting love, beauty can’t be hooligans, and your uncle’s taste is heavy. Ugly fat woman licking her face as a woman?

12. There are no boys in the adolescence to mate, half of them take the prestigious school, and half go to rock music.

13. The gold cup car is too fucking, the chassis is so high, I almost climbed up and rolled down... obviously discriminate against our short short-legged girl!

14. I am a person who loves music. My favorite style is Mom & B.

15. Drink coffee, pickles. Wear a swimsuit and tie a belt. Always bathe the care of the party. My life is colorful.

16. To some extent, athletes are more pitiful than young ladies. They are also forced by their livelihoods. They start to overdraw their bodies at a young age. Miss is at least sold, one at a time, the drought and flood, and the athletes are going to gamble. If you win the championship, you will get it. If you can't win the championship, you will be forced to stop. More enzymes are the young lady who received the money without being asked by the CCTV reporter to ask questions about brain damage, and no one has to be grateful to Dade, the athletes will not, thank you in the wrong order.

17. I admire the ability of fart, he can put the fart out of a mushroom cloud and slowly transpire the sound and breath of the movie in the room, and the face appears "How? Do you dare? Do you dare? "The arrogance of the wind... He also invented the qualifiers of "a scent" and "a butt". He is really a fart.

18. Now that the text is forcing a young man, he will take the comma as a comma, and take the period as a comma. The sigh is not enough in the wind and never makes it. The ellipsis is very calm and can’t wait to erect.

19. Do you know that menstruating women can't get rid of? Don't know? Good. Let your men also come to menstruation in the future. Two times a month. One and a half months. Hit the moon and turn around. Take a day off on the 31st. Wait until you become a pump to let you know what is the trouble of juvenile menstruation. - Protecting the treasure brand big Bondi, fruit flavor. One piece, top five. All-round high-density winding type. Protecting you more.

20. What exactly do you describe me as a female hooligan? I can be fresh.

21. I only have a violent-powerful tendency to face young women in literature and art. My sister often thinks that her sister is screaming at them with a big mouth and saying: You are sad to one of your sisters! You give one to your sister! You give your sister a fresh one!

22. Men don't care about women being taller than themselves. The problem is that women care about men being shorter than themselves. Men can love women's long legs and forget masculinity. But women can't see the quality of another leg with men's legs. ~ This is very fucking.

23. The annual confession plan - "This handsome guy, would you like to make a Japanese movie with me?"

24. I remembered that my first love told me that when he was a small country, some people said that he looked like Wu Yi, but he didn't know who Wu Yi was at that time, he felt like a singer. When I went to middle school, he finally knew what kind of virtues Wu Yi had, and wanted to marry the younger classmates, but unfortunately could not be reached...

25. I saw a message that made me stun in the cat today: I bought me a pension insurance. Hey! Your big grace and old lady are unforgettable! But, what is the endowment insurance that started buying at the age of 19? The parents are now more and more difficult to manage. For the sake of the next generation.

26. My classmates said that they should come to my house to watch the sea during the summer vacation. The sister said that come! The classmate said that he would like to pee in the sea. The sister said that he would urinate in the sea! The classmate said, how dirty it is! The sister said: the sea otter Endless, a bubble can not affect its pH. Classmates... Sister is very deep patted on the shoulders of classmates: Child, do you now know how small you are in the vast universe?

27. Freedom includes not arbitrarily flaunting yourself and others, so I hope that "female hooligans" will not become the only hard-boiled red chapter in my body, which will make my little chest hair and female wenqing's toes mad and mad~ It’s not always open mouth and yellow. When my Z cup is sad and sad with forty-five degrees, please be sure to love me just like loving you.

28. If you love your sister, your sister will regret it one day. If you don't love your sister, the sister will let you regret it now.

29. Some things are really fate... I belong to two, gender, so I will be so forced.

30. The year before, I saw the news that female college students were pregnant with XX. I was deeply touched and put two sets in my wallet in case of emergency. This year, the two sets have expired. The fortunes are not good, oh...

31. I often don't pull the curtains at home and sway through the house. So I thought, I borrowed the house from the opposite floor and rented it at twice the market price. Do I have to make a fortune?

32. My mother is alive and dead.

33. There are only 5 cents left in the pocket. This 5 cents, can not afford to smoke can not afford to eat, even the bus is not enough, thinking about not knowing how to spend, and finally decided to hire a personal online to write articles to sing me.

34. Now the female college students are in a bad market. It is foreseeable that in the near future, female college students will see the taxi drivers go forward and ask: Sir. I have to take a taxi. Mr. Do you want to fight chicken?

35. Every woman can only be Lori for two years, and every man can be uncle for a long time.

36. When I was young, my sister’s eyes were as clear as healthy urination. When I grew up, my sister’s eyes were so turbid that it was like a strong fire.