Funny phrase

1. Huai Cai is like a pregnancy, and it will take a long time for people to see it.

2. Don't be lazy with me, I am too lazy to compare with you.

3. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say. Including this sentence and the previous two sentences. My words are finished.

4. People can't hang on a tree. Try several more deaths on nearby trees.

5. Take your own path and let others take a taxi.

6. How far is the thought, how far do you give me

7. Oh, yes, I’ve come over.

8. Go to Baidu on Google.

9. Do you think I will watch you go to death? I will close my eyes.

10. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?

11. For a long time no one has made the leather blowing so fresh and refined!

12. When I woke up, the sky was dark.

13. The problem that money can solve is not a problem.

14. Do you have enough strength to lose weight?

15. Ask how many can you have, just like a group of eunuchs on the Qinglou

16. Banknotes are not omnipotent and sometimes require a credit card.

17. I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

18. People are afraid that famous pigs are afraid of being strong, and men are afraid of money. Women are afraid of being fat.

19. Cherish life – God still makes you alive, and there must be his arrangements.

20. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and lead others' wages.

21. It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, it may be Don Juan; the wing may not be an angel or a bird!

22. Why do the Haier brothers only wear pants? Because they don’t have Q coins.

23. What kind of tea is the tea in the ass? Chrysanthemum tea

24. Why is China the most mysterious country in the world? Because the president of the country is who, the prime minister is when

25. A monk picks up water, two monks raise water, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight landlords, and five monks can go to play Fuwa.

26. Drinking wine to drink strong John walks

27. Sir, please give me a case of pancake fruit, seven-point cooked, less spicy, more sauce, um, and, extra egg, thank you.

28. Listen to the words of the monarch, Saint Seiya.

29. When is the moon, I look up?

30. You let me roll, I rolled. You let me come back, sorry, I’m rolling away.

31. The rogue is not terrible, it is afraid of rogue culture.

32. Take the road of Cow B and let Silly B go and talk!

33. Driving is not difficult, just afraid of new people!

34. A mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, except one male and one female.

35. The mine disaster continued in the review and property prices rose in control!

36. XP does not show up, you are DOS when I am!

37. The hero does not ask for a way out, the rogue does not look at the age!

38. Live well because we will die for a long time!!!

39. People are not smart, but also learn to be bald!!

40. Nothing to look for, there is nothing to find me.

41. Ning and understand people fight, don’t say anything to sb

42. Chopard of the cow b, can not play the sorrow of Lao Tzu!

43. As long as the girl dances well, can there be a corner to dig?

44. Even the advertisements are also believed to be stupid.

45. To be mixed in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be a bachelor!!

46. ​​Don't be lazy with me, I am too lazy to compare with you.

47. bmw don't touch me, msn is touching you!

48. I can't afford to sleep in the morning; I can sleep at night!

49. Master, I heard that the meat of the two brothers is more expensive than the master.~

50. Women who are pleasing to the self are pleasing to the poor!

51. Vultures, dare to rush to the poor road?

52. Being guilty is a universal truth, you and me are just one of them.

53. Only women and English are sad, but only the wife and work are hard to find!

54. Earn money from others and let the poor go to hell.

55. Even in the middle of the belief, there is a lie hidden.

56. Money is not a problem, the problem is no money!

57. I am like a fly on a glass. The future is bright, but I can't find a way out.

58. There is no fish in the water to the clear, and the enemy is invincible.