Relaxed sentence

1. I am the passerby you forgot when you turned around. Why do you accompany you to the end of the world?

2. During the onset of intermittent depression, do not disturb people, do not find acquaintances.

3. If you don't have medical insurance and life insurance, don't see your bravery after dark...

4. I thought that I was very decadent. Today I realized that I was scrapped early.

5. The immature man's logo is for the sake of ideal heroic sacrifice, and the mature man's logo can live for the ideal despicable.

6. Life is like Song Zude's mouth, you never know who the next unlucky one will be.

7. The sun is warm, the years are quiet, you still can't come, how can I dare to go old?

8. People are not smart, but they also learn to be bald.

9. In the gesture of God, I shine in this beautiful moment. Nobody should disturb...

10. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; when we were old, the mirror was even.

11. Work hard!! For your Audi my Dior.

12. I am a white-collar worker: I received a salary today, paid rent water and electricity, bought oil rice noodles, touched my pocket, and sighed, this month's salary is white-collar workers...

13. Hold the hand and drag the child away. I can't say it, okay, close the door and put the dog!

14. Life is like this. Forever occupying the position of absolute leadership, when countless fools shouted that they controlled their lives and mastered their destiny, but did not see, living on a higher sky. Showing a mocking face .

15. He is a basin of water, poured into your rice heap. After a few years, the water turns into a mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice, not useless, you can also feed the pig. .

16. People who do not want to be slaves are willing to be slaves to the renminbi.

17. I am not a fortune on the flyover. I can't tell you so much that you love to hear.

18. Chess painting and calligraphy will not, laundry is too tired to cook.

19. Saying that money is sin, all are fishing; saying that beauty is a disaster, wants to say; saying that high places are not cold, are climbing; saying that tobacco and alcohol hurt the body, do not quit; say that heaven is the best, do not go!

20. Crowded bus is a comprehensive sport that includes a variety of sports and fitness programs including Sanda, Yoga, Judo and Balance Beam.

21. When the old lady opens her eyes, she knows that you are a enchanting one.

22. No pockets, no one loves.

23. Use a kitchen knife to cut the wires and sparkle all the way.

24. It is not difficult to be single. It is difficult to deal with those who do everything possible to make you end single.

25. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and look at other people's bones.

26. After reading a book for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten!

27. They said that I am BT, let me do CT, and I am ET.

28. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my shortcoming is: I am not handsome.

29. I was also a seed of infatuation, and it was raining... drowned.

30. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but the love that can be settled into the earth is always better than the street of the corpse.

31. I have the time to learn feng shui, and a good tomb after death can make up for the regret that I can't afford a good house.

32. It is said that people have only two choices, busy or busy, I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die.

33. Spring is sleepy and summer is lacking in autumn, and winter is just sleeping.

34. Missing can't be self-sufficient, pain can't take care of itself, and the result can't be taken care of.

35. When I was young, I thought that when I grew up, I could save the whole world. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

36. If you are not destined to give me the expected response, then stay outside the safe distance.

37. Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

38. A woman’s talent is a virtue. I must be too wicked.

39. Zhuge Liang did not bring any soldiers before the mountain. You have to ask me to have work experience.

40. Live the life of the erhu with the spirit of hip-hop blues.

41. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

42. God, too blue! The sea, too salty! Life, too difficult! Work, too annoying! With you, have a fate! I miss you, insomnia! See you, too far!

43. When I woke up, the sky was dark.

44. Drink the medicine bottle, hang it to the rope, and jump off the building and wave it with a small handcuff.

45. The shovel can be ground into a needle, but the raft can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, it will be useless.

46. ​​The idiot stole the wallet and was seen by the blind man. The dumb screamed and scared the scorpion. The hunch came forward and the scorpion flew up. The smugglers wanted to pull him to the Public Security Bureau. Mazi said. Look at my face.

47. You have to figure out the script of your life - not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, or an outside story of your friends.

48. The tree is quieter and the wind is more and more, I am more and more loved.

49. I want to wake up one day and open my eyes and find myself sitting in the desks and chairs of the small classroom. The chalk head thrown by the teacher happened to hit the forehead.

50. The juvenile is not arrogant, bold and arrogant, and asks where the theme of the old age comes.

51. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

52. In a few decades, we will come to the crematorium to burn all the ash. You pile up a bunch of me. I don’t know whoever sent it to the countryside to make fertilizer.

53. The beauty of learning lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting the derailment of men and women; the beauty of women lies in stupidity without regrets; the beauty of men lies in the fact that lies are white.

54. People don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; if people commit me, they will give three points of courtesy; if people commit me again, I will still have a shot; people will also commit me and scold the roots.

55. I allow you to walk into my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world.

56. Ming Sao is easy to hide, and it is difficult to prevent it.

57. I didn’t let me down in the sky, but I still bitter my mind and work hard.

58. Holding the hand, Fang Zhizi ugly, burst into tears, and the child does not leave me.

59. Red beans are not long in the South, long on my face, true love!

60. I am convinced that there will be a man who came to this world for my torture.

61. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backgrounds have been picked up, and all those who have no backstage have been killed by a stick.

62. What unhappy things do you have? Say it out and make everyone happy.

63. I like you so much, you like me, I will die.

64. Although you have sprayed cologne on it, I can still smell a scum.

65. I cursed you for a lifetime to buy instant noodles without seasoning packets.

66. Do not eat enough to lose weight.

67. Mom asked me if I have a boyfriend, I said no, my mother said: This can be, I said: This is really no...

68. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

69. Lei Feng did not leave a name for good things, but everything was recorded in the diary.

70. I am not a RMB, how can everyone like me?!

71. It is incomprehensible, except for teeth and love.

72. When life turns black and humor into everything, I push the boat into a highly educated hooligan.

73. The time is too thin and the fingers are too wide.

74. The little girls dreamed of finding a white horse. They opened their eyes and found that the world is full of sorrows. After grief, they can only pick a strong body from the group. Named as: Economically applicable male.

75. I am going to cry, I am going to make trouble, I don’t sleep for one night, I have a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and I have to take a small rope to hang. Be ugly and fall in love, talking about the world full of love.

76. Our goal: to look at money, to earn money.