Essay "Understanding"

Essay "Understanding"

A played: "Husband, where am I going!"

Oh, no more!

Bai: You said that this marriage has a touch of meaning, which is like a home! I have been married for more than a year, I am one day, I have no one to go home, and I am sleeping in bed. I have been married for a year, and I have not gone anywhere. I have set two tickets for Hainan Shuangfei, and I have to make up my honeymoon.

The phone rings: Hey, which one to look for, Liu Lin? He is not there. who are you? Look for him anecdote! Hey...hey...

"There is something wrong, it will hang up soon."

The phone rings: Say no! Hey, it’s Lily. I thought it was just a call to a woman. Yes, I am alone, he is not... What, visit? It’s not that he’s a few pounds, I’m not sure, he’s at work. What, yesterday he was in Wuhan? impossible! Have you met? He didn't tell me, ah, thank you, I know.

Husband in Wuhan? How can it be? Ah, yes, I picked up a call at 2 am the night before, and he went out with mysterious secrets and asked him if he was nervous. It’s weird...

I want to marry him for a year, he always goes out early and late, a phone call is gone, or a few days do not fall. I see a lot of money from other units in their smelters. He pays a small amount of money every month. How can it be less? Is there something outside of him? Just a good friend told me to beware, it seems that you should pay attention.

When he returns, I will review him.

B played: "Captain, go back, I will arrange it!"

"Comrades, you are a happy new year!"

"I am the escort of the smelter Wubao Branch. Hey, hello, I am not very good. Some people say: 'Thanks to the Communist Party for liberation, and thanks to the smelter." At the end of the year, we will not be able to loosen it. I am going to the house one day, and when I enter the door, my wife must be angry, or learn a little better!"

B: "Wife, I am back!"

A: "Which is the one, you still have to return.

B: "Hey, I am your husband."

A, "Hey, who told you to sit?"

B: "Sit up, I think your shoes are a bit dirty, give you a shoe 喔"

A: "Hey, nothing to be diligent, less to come."

B: "Oh, the temper is quite big, which one is causing my heart and baby?"

A: "You know your own things!"

B: "Know?"

B: "This is what my wife is like. When it rains for a while, I don't know what kind of wind to blow, give some sunshine, she will be brilliant, give some flood, she will flood. Comrades with applause will feel the same. But, I still There are ways to cure her.

B: "Hey, I know. Yesterday my wife gave me eight yuan. I bought it for a while, I bought a light bulb for three yuan, and bought three toothpaste for five cents. I think there is still left. After three cents, I made a private house. Oh, my wife and grandmother, you really know the truth, you know it?"

A: "Not this!"

B: "What is that?"

B: "Oh, I know! I changed my double-smelling socks and did not wash it yesterday. I secretly hid it in the closet. Oh, my wife, your nose is really awkward than our cold-smelling tiger, and you caught it? Great,!"

A: "Let's talk to me less, ask you, you said that, you said, such a husband who is not so clear, do you want to teach!"

A: "You really don't fight with you for three days, you will go to the house to expose the tile, do not practice with you for three days, and cash it with you today!"

B: "Hey, touch it like this"

"Wife, I know you can't bear to beat me."

A: Let go.

B: I will not let

B: 哎哟

B: "When the wife has something to say, don't you do it, what is it?"

A: Honestly, what did you do in Wuhan yesterday?

B; wife, how do you know that I went to Wuhan, it looks like, your eyes are also very powerful.

A: Then you don't leave the house for a few days. When the phone is gone, the ghosts are gone. Are you having new love outside? ”

B: "This, this is where I started, my wife, if you have one, I will not be able to cope, enough trouble, and I want to have other embarrassment. Yesterday we caught a thief, they are gangs who ran here to commit crimes. We went to Wuhan to pick up the old nest. This is a beautiful fight. Look, I will come back to report you soon.

A; then you have something to say clearly, why didn’t you say yesterday?

B: Oh, this is a work secret and can't be talked about.

A: Well, don't say this, there is always MM looking for you. What happened?

B: Female? Ah... yes, yes. There are women who often look for me.

A:

B: My wife has something to say, make a joke, your husband, besides you can see, there is another one who can see it. That is the female colleague we monitor, work. Besides you, no woman is looking for me. I promise.

A: Don't think that I am not in the smelter, I don't know. The salary you pay every month is much less than that of other units in the smelter. I don't believe you are so much money. It must be a girl!

B: Oh, my wife, you searched my purse more than the thief searched, and there is money to raise a small candied.

A: The ghost knows what you said is true.

B: Wife, this is determined by the nature of my work, but what about me? Some comrades, because the work friends are flying, every year we have brothers and criminals were beaten to the hospital, our head is also like this with everyone, and everyone is so hard, not for the peace of the factory! But how many people can understand our difficulties? Bitter, I am not afraid, tired, I do not complain, but it is important to understand the two words. Wife, you don't understand who else can understand?

A: It turned out to be the case, my husband, you are really hard, it is not good for me, I misunderstood you. I am sorry

B: It doesn't matter, but I am not right. I will accompany you more in the future.

A: Then... I have set two tickets for Hainan Shuangfei to relax and relax. I will start at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. Do you have time to go there?

B: This, my wife, I really can't get away. At the end of the year, those who want to fish over the years and fish, like ants moving, come to the factory from time to time to get something. Waiting for this battle, I will accompany you both! ”

"Oh, 8 o'clock, time is too late..."

B: "Well, my wife, I still have the task, go first."

A: "Stop!"

B: What happened?

B: Wife, you are good to me, I am not used to it, or I am used to a few words.

A; I am going out with you.

B: Wife, you still don't believe me.

A: I went to the travel agency to reschedule the ticket, be careful on duty, go to Hainan, I am waiting for you! ”

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