Party essays: The new version of the Pig Eight Rings and 嫦娥

The new version of the pig eight rings and 嫦娥

In other words, the pigs and the eight followers follow the Tang dynasty to learn the classics, and they want to return to the heavens. They are applying to the Jade Emperor!

Section 1: "Old Dreams Relive"

Pig Eight Rings Appeared: I thought that in the past, my old pig was the sky captain marshal, but unfortunately drunken teasing and being beaten by the world... In fact, I don’t want to go, actually I want to stay. Drink less, drink and get rid of it!

Jade Emperor: Pig Eight Rings, although you have followed the hardships of Tang Yi, you have achieved the Scriptures, but now it is not so simple to return to Heaven. We are now implementing annual personal performance assessments and competency assessments in the sky. You have to go to heaven, but also look at other colleagues' comments on you. Propaganda...

Hey... It’s hard to be a man, it’s harder to be a woman, and it’s harder to be a woman in heaven.

The pigs have seen the cockroaches, and their eyes are green: 嫦娥MM, it’s been a long time since I saw it. "Where are you from, my friend. Just like a moth, flew to my window..."

Hey: Hey~! This pig is so good. Could it be that you are the jade tree, the wind and the wind, the high eight looks like Pan An's Tang Yan - the pig next to it?

Pig Ba Jie: No ~ wrong! I am both beautiful and intelligent, the embodiment of heroes and chivalry - pigs!

Hey: It’s not your fault to grow ugly. It’s wrong to be ugly to the sky and scary.

The second quarter

Jade Emperor: Say: Ok, no, noisy. Today we are mainly investigating the return of the pigs to the heavens. Say: Pig Ba Jie, let's first judge your past crimes! Pig Ba Jie, to this day, have you been condemned for your fault in the past?

Pig Ba Jie: I am wrong, wrong should not be chaotic after drinking, should act before drinking.

Jade Emperor: Ah? Do you know why you turned into a pig to go to the West to learn?

Pig Ba Jie: I know, you see Tang Yan, Sha Fei and the monkey, a little female color is not dyed, making the whole Journey to the West a little bit of fun, the audience is tired of watching. There are so many female monsters on the road, what should I do? I have to arrange my role. How many laughs and laughs did I bring to my audience? You said, isn’t it?

Jade Emperor: However, in the past few years, I have sent you to learn from Tang, and my body and mind have been honed. It is also a kind of confession of past crimes. What have you done on the way to the west?

Pig Ba Jie: My old pig escorted the Tang dynasty to learn from the West, and experienced 1981 difficulties. There are countless demons and ghosts, but mainly the Ma Maon is playing and killing. I can't take it for me, I have my own sand. However, my appearance rate is still relatively high when I am in Pansi Cave and my daughter country. What's important is that the gold and silver jewels of those monsters are really quite a lot. I donated a part of it to the Chinese charity foundation. Now I have opened one of the following: Bajie.com. The income is still very good. In fact, I have been very good at the following, mainly because I missed my imaginary MM. So I want to mix a green card on it, so come see her often.

Hey: Open a company? Isn't that very rich? . It is really good and good cause, evil has bad news, heavenly cycle, and heaven and earth. You insulted me that year and made you a pig.

Pig Ba Jie: The pig is just my superficial identity. In fact, my real identity is a god pig!

Hey: You look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face at all, the face doesn't fit the body shape, and the body shape doesn't match the hair style completely, and it doesn't match very much! !

Pig Ba Jie: You are too frank. It is undeniable that I am ugly, but I am very gentle. : I am very ugly, but I am very gentle... I want to go back to heaven, not for you!

Hey: The old pig said that he opened a company below, and he is doing some networking. There should be a lot of money. I am also a big boss. Nowadays, some people are so infatuated, you can consider it! But it can't make him so easy to get it, and it seems that I don't want anyone. : Hahahaha, you are really a pig, you want to eat meat, you pig brain, but also love?

Pig Eight Rings: After I came back, I found that my knowledge structure is single and the knowledge is narrow. Especially when I fight with the monsters, I always count them, so I took the initiative to go to Harvard for further studies, focusing on classical literature and modern love.

Hey: Classical literature? Then I will test your IQ with a pair of children.

Pig Eight Rings: COME ON BABY

Hey: On the Temple of Heaven, there are no gods and no monsters. Poor Ba Jie is ridiculous!

Pig Eight Rings: Under the human world, there are no beautiful women, and the sound is beautiful!

Jade Emperor could not help but call: Good!

Pig Ba Jie: Rain, rain, wind, flower, leaf, leaf, year, year, dynasty!

Jade Emperor: You are really a pig.

Pig Eight Rings: The moon in the sky, the beauty in the moon, the moon and the moon are looking forward to the beauty!

I was shocked and even retired three steps: It seems that your dead pig is really growing a lot!

The pig's eight rings are full of pride: the prize is won!

The third quarter is beautiful.

Jade Emperor: Pig Ba Jie, I heard that you are doing business in the sea below, and you are more moisturized than me!

Pig Bajie: Where is it, but my Bajie com company is going to be listed abroad. If the listing is successful, I am a billionaire.

Hearing the pigs and saying that the billionaires, the eyes must fall out. : Waiting for me to change the lady, isn't it delicious? Open a guest house to live in a luxury home? Even if you are divorced, there are property points: dead pigs, why don’t you say that you are a billionaire?

The Eight Precepts turned to look at it: I thought you didn't care about it. Hey girl, my old pig was sorry for you before. Now I am getting rich, I am going to buy you a house, buy a car, buy a bead, and compensate.

Hey: Don't mention the past, let's continue...

Jade Emperor: By, this has become too fast.

Pig Ba Jie: You are not saying that I am a pig?

Hey: You are a pig, it is also the best in pigs. A pig like you, no matter where you are, is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and so outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, the thin scorpion, the rich form, are deeply fascinated by me.

Pig Ba Jie: But I am too stupid

Hey: Silly people are stupid.

Pig Eight Rings: My ears are too fat

Hey: That is a blessing.

Pig Eight Rings: My stomach is too big

The pig's eight rings are chest-high and full of confidence.

Hey: I decided to follow you and live a happy life. Only you can bring me happiness. I want to go with him, not to be a god fairy sister.

Pig Ba Jie: I tell you that to deal with this woman, we must use the condescending eyes and a strong arm to save her from the sea of ​​desire.

Hey: I was conquered by you...

Jade Emperor: Hey, you taste too bad.