It is said that doing business, God can not do Chinese, is this the case?

1. The door to heaven is broken, and God will bid for it.

The Indian said: 3000 is good, the reason is that the material fee is 1000, the labor fee is 1000, and I earn 1000.

The German said: To 6000, material costs 2000, labor 2000, earn 2000.

The Chinese calmly said: This is 9000, 3000 for you, 3000 for me, and 3000 for the Indian.

God filmed: Chinese won the bid!

2. Later, the door to hell was broken. The king took the lessons of God and set a control price of 3000.

The German glanced and left.

Indians quote 3000.

The Chinese gave the evaluation of the devil 500, quoted 3000, and won the bid.

Germans and Indians are very puzzled. After that, the Chinese spent 500 materials, 500 labors, and half of them announced the suspension. After dragging for half a year, Yu Wang was forced to invest an additional 3,000 and completed.

3, then the elevator connected to hell in heaven is broken, but also to rebuild. After the previous two lessons, the price was controlled at 3,000 and the regulations were fixed at one time.

The Germans came again and looked away.

Indians quote 3000.

The Chinese also quoted 3000, and said that after the completion of the work, Maotai sent and won the bid.

After getting the money, the Chinese started work. Material 500, labor 500. After the completion of the work, God asked people to accept. The acceptance of the Chinese Red Packet 500 in advance claimed to be "qualified."

Soon it was broken, and the security supervision, quality inspection and other departments said that it was overloaded and needed to be rebuilt. God was forced to rebuild 9000 for additional funds!

4. Later, the door to the human world is also broken. If the death does not come, the reincarnation will not go down. God and the king are in a hurry. The problem is very serious.

After the previous few lessons, the kingdom is strictly priced at 3000, supervised, audited on-site tracking! And free warranty for 100 million years.

The Germans were scared away.

Indians quote 3000.

The Chinese came, reported free repairs, and free warranty for 200 million years, but with 100 million years of management rights, both God and King agreed.

After the Chinese repaired the door, they set up a toll booth at the door. They died to go to heaven to receive 500, and each time they surrendered to 500, each time they were paid 500, two-way charges and no caps, 500 to Europe, 1,000 tires. In the United States, all evasive fees are invested in China.

God and the king are speechless and completely collapsed.