Funny swearing words 2019

1. Listen to Jun's words and save me ten books!

2. Undressed, I am a beast, I am a cloaked animal when I put on my clothes!

3. Study hard for China! A pack of Chinese money is much better~~~

4. My id is fake. Don't believe that I am a liar.

5. My mom used to say that our family would not be so poor without a phone call.

6. I like children and I like the process of making children!

7. I lost a penny on the side of the road!

8. It’s raining, don’t forget to play the umbrella, the wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome*^_^*

9. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

10. There is no end to learning the sea, turning back is the shore!

11. The impulse of a moment, the crisis of the children!

12. I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, then I will follow you!

13. There is a secretary, nothing to do with the secretary!

14. Sleep is an art – no one can stop me from pursuing art!

15. The rice is in the pot, I am in bed*^_^*

16. Love is countless meals, and marriage is a meal.

17. Go, MM, let's go to the butterfly...

18. Care for the environment, everyone has glass

19. Love - not coming out, love - is made!!

20. Love her, please do painless abortion for her!

21. I never write a word, but I write a fake word!

22. The effect of contraception: if it is unsuccessful, it becomes a "person."

23. An erection is not a panacea, but it cannot be erected but it cannot be!

24. Don't hang on a tree, try several times on a few nearby trees~

25. When you are not sleeping in class, you are drunk on the wine table.

26. It’s really creative and you have the courage to live!

27. Since I became a shit, no one has ever stepped on my head.

28. Ugly, but ugly, especially ugly!

29. Wear someone else's shoes, take your own path and let them find it.

30. Bed sports can also lose weight, don't you know?

31. Temporary urination is prohibited in this area, and offenders confiscate tools.

32. Reading and reading at the cramps, Wen Si can collapse like a urine!

33. Buddha, the color is empty, the color is the color! Tonight, I want to empty

34. The reason why many female stars are not red is because they do not open their legs*^_^*

35. The explanation is to cover up, the cover is to make a story!

36. The dinosaur said: "I don't panic when I meet the color-wolf; I meet the animals and enjoy it slowly..."

37. If you can't find a dinosaur, use a lizard top.

38. Guan Yu Wuyi Changyu, graceful, hand-held Qinglong 偃月刀, Jianghu people sent the nickname - Daolang.

39. Men and women, after all, are just animals of desire! Can you really combine because of love? Sorry, I don't know. .

40. Do not step on the roadside wildflowers.

41. Eating with ml is the first productivity.

42. Menstruation is not only the pain of a woman, but also the pain of a man.

43. When are you cuddling, you are watching the fun.

44. Yesterday, the flowers smiled at me. I am happy to count sheep, one sheep, two sheep, three sheep...

45. When I grew up, I was a husband, and I could play and play. If I couldn’t play, I would eat him.

46. ​​A man may have an impulse to love you, or he may not love, but no impulse is definitely not love!

47. The station is higher and the urine is farther.

48. Female, like sweets, very fat! The woman has a good idea: hate ants, see kill. Asked about it: This little thing, then love sweets, the waist is still so fine!

49. Breaking the wife's lifelong system and implementing the Xiaoyan shareholding system. Introduce the Miss Competition system and promote the lover contract system.

50. On a crowded bus, a girl suddenly cried: Don't squeeze it! Don't squeeze it! Take out all the milk!

51. I am not in the rivers and lakes, but there are my legends in the rivers and lakes.

52. I am in the rivers and lakes, but there is no legend in my rivers and lakes.

53. If I am watering, I will not learn from the "three represents."

54. If the reply is a virtue, then I have long been a saint!

55. The essence of the classic is the spot!

56. God, you let the summer and winter have the same room? Give birth to this ghost weather!

57. Vulnerabilities and patches are flying together, and the blue screen is a good one!

58. The beauty does not hold the body first, often makes the color-wolf full of tears. . . . . .

59. Practice a breath and practice a fart.

60. The man lives by, the sow can go to the tree!

61. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. . . . . .

62. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately, I am a talented person!

63. Life can't be cooked like cooking, putting all the ingredients in the pot!

64. What is important in life is not the position of the station, but the direction in which it is headed!

65. Life has never died since ancient times, ah, no need to pull paper!

66. If you can't tell the instructor, then let him be fooled!

67. If you have a pair of eyes to cry with me, it is worth my suffering for life.

68. When you are in hardware, you can also COPY!

69. Life TMD is fun, because life old TMD is playing with me!

70. All the unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free from the bed!

71. The sky is falling and you are standing, I am on the floor!