Funny words 2019

1. I saw a girl in the company, and I didn’t cut it. I asked the younger sister to go to the information. As a result, at the end of the meal, Xiaomei quietly told me a message of inquiring. He said: She came to her vacation in the past two days. I said, sister, is this the message you are inquiring?

2. Graduation, why are you going to learn the car! How can I cross the road in the future! So scared, so scared!!

3. Go home on Friday! When I saw my nephew writing homework at home, I asked him: "How does the sun come out from the west? You just wrote your homework when you were on vacation." The blind man looked at me and said, "Just blame the teacher for saying too much." "Your person." "What did your teacher say? I am curious!" "The teacher said that the next time the exam, the score of who has improved, give him a Q coin." I am messy...

4. Itchy body, went to a small clinic to buy a box of 999 Pi Yanping, the next day found no effect. Can I bear this? Decisively rushed to the clinic, "Do you sell fake medicines? It’s hard to eat, it’s not good enough to eat half a box."

5. A stupid drive to the traffic rushing traffic police shouted, "You see that I don't have a driver's license. I can still drive me." The traffic police didn't look at him. He went to the co-driver and said to the insiders: "If this SB can I got your driver's license to get the driver's license."

6. The company came to the two girls for an interview. HR charmingly asked the boss, or choose A. Her skin is beautiful and the legs are long, and everything in her work is not bad. Unexpectedly, the boss slammed the horseshoe, and the boss gave the HR angrily and accepted B. Afterwards, the boss talked about this matter, but he still had no anger. "What does this grandson mean, my daughter is not beautiful?"

7. Go to Beihai, pass by an attraction, take pictures of two girls, see me coming over, wave and say: handsome guy, help take a picture. Ok! I quickly pulled out my mobile phone, madly pressed a dozen sheets against the two beautiful women, and then walked with my hands in my pants. After a few minutes, I wondered if I missed something.......... ..

8. In the past, there was a sister in the class. When I was in English class, I took out the cross-stitch to embroider. I still hid in the beginning. I was afraid that I would be accepted by the teacher. When I saw the teacher, my courage would be big. I took out the embroidery, and I embroidered it for more than two months. I finally got it. . . Today is just an English class, the sister took out the line, then the English teacher walked over and said: the class still dare to embroider cross stitch? Confiscation!

9. My boyfriend was very embarrassed. Once he found a mouse in his house, he went to a neighbor's house to borrow a rat trap. After the mousetrap was borrowed, the little one weighed for a long time. She was really reluctant to put a piece of bread on the mousetrap, so he took an advertising leaflet full of food and put it on the clip. The next day, I was looking forward to the mousetrap with a look of hope. Hey! I saw a picture of a mouse on the clip.

10. Today, I went shopping with my friends. I advised him to say, "Don't put casual shirts in your pants." But he didn't listen. When he came out of the supermarket, he was caught on the spot and sent to the police station.

11. There is a very funny teacher in high school. You are not good at learning now. If you are looking for an object in the future, fill in the blanks. Now study hard.

12. The prince becomes a frog, and the three kisses of the princess must be changed to return to the person. The frog prince found the princess and asked her to help. The princess kissed two and thought it tasted good. She made a stir-fry chicken. a little bit of quotation

13. Sleeping in the dormitory at night, the faucet has been dripping, I really can't stand it. Because I went to the upper shop to let the roommate turn it off, she asked me if I could hear it after I finished. I said that the voice was much smaller, and then she yelled, she knew You have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and my mother went to see it and came back.

14. It is 2.22 minutes in the morning. The sky is filled with purified air. The rain falls off the window glass and forms a different beauty. Sleeping on a rainy day is a happy thing. There will be a little fog in the morning. I am not sleepy. Pressing the phone on the toilet, thinking of the person in the distance, yes, there is no paper in the toilet, hey, come, no one, send me some paper.

15. I just saw a female student in the space and sent a feeling that the right index finger is hurting. I silently commented: Boyfriend is on a business trip, she replies: Yes, how do you know. My life has been buried in the meager years...

16. One day, cola and coffee are chatting, and Coke asks for coffee: “Do you think that the two of us will live longer?” The coffee replied slowly: “I don’t know, it’s up to you’s normal work. There is no movement..." Chatting and talking, Coke is out of breath.

17. From small to large, the only constant is the heart that does not love reading.

18. Why does my heart hurt? Because you have heart disease.

19. One day Altman went to class teacher to ask questions. Altman’s hand hangs up.

20. I watched you go to the stage with your own eyes. I don’t know if you are going to offer ugliness or ugliness.

21. One of the most refreshing words when I was in class was "Looking for a classmate to go to the blackboard to do this."

22. I like you, what is your business, and you have the ability to try it. a little bit of quotation

23. The second row of letters on the keyboard means: After falling in love with each other, you will cry. The reverse is: pulling the chrysanthemum attack and defense is love.

24. I am not a wind, you are not a sand, and you can't get to the end of the world.

25. I have been in the nerve crowd for a long time, I found that I am normal.

26. Since I was young, I decided to be a man of great wisdom, but I was only half successful, and still the second half.

27. I work for an IT company. IT people know everything, work overtime every day, stay up all night, and no more casual. One weekend, everyone was busy for a morning, more than eleven o'clock, a colleague suddenly got up and threw a sentence and rushed out. He said: You are busy, I will come back when I get married.

28. Don't take porcelain when you don't have a diamond drill. Don't wear a short skirt without a gold hoop.

29. Don't be too good for me, lest I should agree with me.

30. In fact, the Japanese will not be able to do anything other than "day" and "self".

31. Just because I saw you more in the crowd, I blinked.

32. I thought that I was very decadent. Today I realized that I was scrapped early.

33. You are embarrassed or not, and the third is there, infertility.

34. Who can make my feelings as firm as the renminbi?

35. The most painful thing in the world, sleep well, wake up by the urine.