If your girlfriend is happy, 2019

1. One night, a naked man called a taxi. The female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious. He said: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver is also angry: I see you. Where does Mom save money?

2. You ignore me, I am like a broken kite, floating in the sky, but can not escape the fate of falling bones, fear occupied my heart, please return information! Just like sending a lifeline, save I am worried about the soul.

3. You ignore me, I am very depressed, know? Dear, do not go crazy in depression, just perish in depression, kindness, do you want me to become a neuropathy or a life-screaming? Go back to a message, don’t torture you the most. People.

4. You can raise your head high and don't look at me; you can raise your face high and don't yell at me; you can't hold me hands, don't give me a hug, don't give me a kiss, don't give me a smile, can Just don't ignore me. Please! Please!

5. Do you have a TV on the other side? Now look at the central Zhao Benshan was killed, pol.ice blocked the northeast, 19 people died, 11 people were missing, and 1 person was fooled!

6. You think, because of poverty, low, short, not beautiful, I have no soul, no heart? You think wrong, my soul is as full as you, my heart is as rich as you. We stand before the feet of God and we are equal!

7. The more you want to know if you have forgotten, the more you remember, the more clearly you remember. I have heard people say that when you can no longer have it, the only thing you can do is not to forget.

8. Dear, every day when the sun rises, I think of you in my heart. Every day when the moon rises, I think of you in my dreams. The moon sun makes me love you forever.

9. Dear, it is you who accompanied me through the ups and downs, accompanied me to keep Hou Yun and open the moon, let me learn to be steady in the impetuous, and learn to stand up when I am frustrated. It’s good to have you along the way!

10. The love is deep, the rain is misty, and the husband and wife love the world. The wine is beautiful, the sugar is fragrant, and the friends and family are blessed. Handsome clothing, makeup, Lang Cai female looks really fashionable. The day is red and red, the family is prosperous, and the dragon and phoenix twins are very much looking forward to.

11. Please don't be indifferent to me, please don't turn a blind eye to me, your unrequited love sells your true feelings; please don't let remorse become my life's regret, love you do not need lies, please accept my apology. I am sorry!

12. If it is a mistake to love you, then I am willing to make mistakes, even if I have been wrong for a lifetime!

13. If it always exists, let me love you, forever every day. If it never exists, let time stop, in the moment when I fall in love with you...

14. There are so many towns in the world, there are so many pubs in towns, but you walk into my heart.

15. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but standing in front of you but you cannot say "I love you."

16. It’s coming to Valentine’s Day, I just went downstairs to buy things. Boss: "Mr. buy flowers?" I: "What do you buy flowers?" Boss: "Buy flowers and send girlfriends?" I: "Hey, how many flowers can I send a girlfriend?" Then the boss silently Take the flowers back...

17. A pretty girl is waiting in line in front of the ramen shop counter. When she arrived, the ramen master asked: Do you want to be thick or thin? Girl A: What do you eat when you pull?

18. Wolverine is vegetarian from birth. The wolf and daddy wore their brains to train wolves to hunt. Finally, the Sirius and the wolf mother were pleased to see the son chasing the rabbit. Wolverine grabbed the rabbit fiercely and said, "The kid! Hand over the carrots!"

19. The teacher wants the sports committee to confirm that the whole class girl has not come to him. He said to him: "You go to clear the whole class girl." The sports committee is a small color ghost, busy asking: "Which one?" The teacher said: I know that I still want you to go!"

20. When I left you, my heart stopped beating; if I could not see you, my eyes would be blind; if I could not reach your hand, my hand would lose temperature; if you could not see your smile, my world would only dark!

21. The two dumplings got married. After the guest was sent away, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked the bride where? The meatballs shyly said: hate, people take off your clothes and you I don't know!

22. The devil had something to go out, afraid that someone had stolen the wine he had just called, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while he came back and found a few more words on the note: I also spit!

23. Without you for a second, life doesn't run, you don't have a point, stay up all night, no day, and spend the day. Baby, don't be too busy, share it with me, don't just say half of it!

24. Without love, people are like grass that can't get the sun, and they will eventually die. Without love, people are like lakes that can't stir the waves. It's so lonely and quiet! People need the moisture of love, please give My most passionate love!

25. Every time I miss you, the rainbow smiles and opens your mouth. Every time I miss you in the middle of the night, the stars are waiting for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature, sweet and sharp!

26. Every minute and every second puts you in your heart. Do you think that you are innocent now? Dear, you smile and often hang your face, and your mood embraces the sun all the time. Happiness will be as long as time, as long as you think about me. Will be by the side!

27. My sister, I love you, I am happy and sweet when I meet you. I want to come over and hug you and kiss you, but I am afraid that you will not hesitate and ignore it. I have to send a brief message.

28. You wake up tomorrow, there is a mosquito lying on the pillow, and there is a suicide note next to it. I wrote: I struggled for one night, and I couldn’t pierce your face. Your face is so thick that I can live here. The world! Lord, forgive him! I committed suicide.

29. Someone rides on the street, crosses the road, and moves forward. The traffic police saw and exclaimed: "The palm is good!" Someone happily waved and answered: "The comrades have worked hard!"

30. You are my first and last loved one.

31. As long as you are always by my side, other things are no longer important.

32. If you fall in love with you, it is a mistake. I am convinced that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life. I am willing to be wrong for a lifetime.

33. No matter what happens in the future, what you become, you are still my favorite person.

34. Always with me will make me forget that time exists.

35. As long as I am with you, I don’t care what the price is.

36. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

37. Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

38. I am very concerned about you at the moment, please take care of yourself for me.

39. Anytime, whenever you need me, I will come immediately and do my best to do things for you.

40. You are always the most temperamental and most special and attractive in my heart.

41. Every day is your heartbeat, every moment is touched by you, every second is worried for you. It feels so good to have you.

42. Beautiful, okay? On the side of the world, I wish you a sweet lover.

43. Please cherish every accident you have and seize every moment that belongs to you!! I will always belong to you! Miss you and my love!