2014 spoof famous words

1. Expert experts, specializing in everyone.

2. The phone rang and I was thinking of you! Two voices, I like you! Three voices, I love you! When the seventh sounds... Mom, I really have something to look for, not fast. phone!

3. China's tourism is called getting on the bus to sleep and taking pictures, or getting on the bus to get out of the car and pee.

4. Those female netizens who are debauched and degraded are really saddened by me. Why haven’t they been involved in so many men?

5. According to the investigation, the Thai goats in the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf are the base, the warm sheep are the Lala, the beautiful sheep are the rotten, the Pleasant Goat is the rot, the slow sheep and the old knife are young. Gray Wolf and Hongtaro are opposite volunteers. The big man is hanged from the unknown truth. Lazy sheep and small gray ash are yet to be investigated...

6. There are two kinds of women. False positives and falsees are not serious, and false positive women are annoying, and false positive women are attractive.

7. The news said: As a grassroots cadre, the people's affairs are their own business. Then he said that his own affairs are mostly trivial.

8. The wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk, others are awake, I am drunk, and I dare to sin by alcohol.

9. I won’t say if I kill you.

10. The base friend is a friend who eats KFC together. The gunner is a friend who eats instant noodles together. The former focuses on communication and the latter focuses on efficiency.

11. You have to think that I am fat, let me know, don’t say anything, “You are a step by step when you walk!”

12. Why can you see the man-like personality of the goddess of love, because the goddess she does not hang you at all, not porridge.

13. I am a lonely tree. I have stood on the side of the road for thousands of years. I am waiting lonely. I will dump it for you one day when you walk past me. If you are not flat, you will live alone.

14. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am jealous because you are thin, I am thin because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong, I have money because I sold you......... ...pig!

15. One day, the nun hits a day, and the Buddha said: The fall is regeneration, and it’s gone, don’t make a noise~ wake me up and kill you...

16. The silk has a counter-attack day, and the fungus has no powder.

17. You are cool, you drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the tomb, flow in the mouth, waterfalls, limbs like sleepers, when you are a chanting, you are an Antarctic indigenous.

18. Please respect each of your friends, because whenever two men work together, there are two more sister resources in the world.

19. When the lights were swaying, Bai Fumei held the received apple 5 and snuggled up in the naked chest of Gao Fushuai in the hotel. The sad reminders of the silk were still holding the red Fuji in the cold wind to imagine the joy of the goddess. .

20. When you pass by, it makes me passionate, my heart is tiring, I look at your back, I really want to keep you, I tell myself, can't let you leave, never... grab a thief!

21. Animated women are a kind of beauty before the age of 30. After a woman is 30 years old, makeup is a virtue!

22. Girls and girls go shopping without a problem, boys and boys are the foundation; girls and girls are all right, boys and boys are the foundation; girls and girls are called husband or wife, boys and boys are the foundation; girls and girls Sleeping a bed is fine, boys and boys are the foundation. To sum up, now in this world, as long as two men appear together, they are engaged in the basics...

23. Your QQ has a Trojan virus, please send "I love you" to start the firewall, the system will automatically antivirus for you.

24. If you don't experience scum, how can you marry, no one can be a casual mother.

25. Some people are so ignorant. If you don't know CAOTM, he doesn't know that you are him.

26. Is the departure of the stool a call for the toilet or is it not for the anus?

27. My life is not for me, I want to destroy me and I will destroy the sky.

28. You are kind as a cat, you are faithful like a dog, you are like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you are like nothing, no wonder everyone calls you ...the beast

29. The most annoying thing is that those wearing short skirts and wearing safety pants, you wear this is simply an insult to the short skirt.

30. God saw you thirsty and created water; God saw you hungry and created rice; God saw that you have no lovely friends and created me; yet he also saw that there are no idiots in the world, and that you create them by the way.

31. Rats scythe, looking for cats across the street.

32. The chest is not flat, why is it flat, the milk is not huge, why gather people's hearts.

33. Say good to the white head, but you secretly licked the oil.

34. The saint said: Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole, and men have no merits, but they have a strength, so men often seize the two advantages of women and use their strengths to make up for women's loopholes.

35. The girl is sincere and the young woman is more expensive. If there is a rich woman, both can be thrown.

36. The pig hit the tree, you hit the pig, and chasing it, right?