1. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed in the postdoc!!

2. You are wasting your life alive, you are wasting your land, you are wasting a waste of RMB...

3. Your looks are really not flattering...

4. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright colors, and far apart.

5. In your life, sum up the eight words - the absurdity of life, the sac of death...

6. Was it thrown up 100 times when you were born and only been caught 2 times?

7. Meditating on the first poem, there are only two people in the world. Now I am stealing music. The fool is reading this poem.

8. Aim at the simple, avoiding the deep; grasp the honest, vigilant; keep an eye on the order, pay attention to the gang; unfortunately be fooled, smile and smile. April Fool's Day, it's a shame to blame everyone!

9. In the days without you, I can cherish myself! Without me, you can torture yourself slowly!

10. Lu Bu fell in love with Zhu Yingtai, squatting in the foot of Liangshanbai, happy to hijack the lonely bird, my friend is the best, I wish you a good newsletter, just to make you feel good, do not understand deep breathing, April Fool's Day is a must. Happy April Fool's Day.

11. The wife is very valuable, the son is more expensive; if it is a lover, both can be thrown.

12. The boss gives you a salary of two thousand, to inform the finance to go immediately, I will come to the company to withdraw money, the time is at 8 o'clock in the evening, expired according to the completion of the deduction, still see, nothing to tease you to play.

13. Look at your rankings and know how many people are in your class.

14. The national color is fragrant, the country is full of glory, the fish is falling, the moon is shy, the flower is beautiful, the color art is good, don't be embarrassed to admit, I know that my image in your mind must be like this!

15. The cock hen is a husband and wife, busy with hatching chickens all day. The chicks have problems with their minds, don’t eat or drink, don’t rest. The cock hens are anxious, hiding in the side to see the chicks. The silly chicks are not paying attention, are secretly stealing Look at the phone.

16. Buddy, your Jiangnan style is very good, but your head is not too sloshing. It’s all about water, and I’m afraid that you can’t control the “water break”.

17. I really want to immediately put my 41-yard shoes on your 42-yard face...

18. On April Fool's Day, you wake up, a flea lying on your pillow, and a suicide note. I wrote: I struggled for one night and couldn't shake your face. Your face is so thick that I have no face. Survive! Hahaha!

19. Kid, what happened today? Going out for the wrong medicine? Or forgetting to take medicine?

20. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

21. Article 1 of the Model Husband Complete Manual: The wife is always right. Article 2: If the wife is wrong, please refer to the first article.

22. Baby Baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are the phoenix flying in the sky. I am chasing after the wolf on the ground. I don’t beat you, I am not jealous of you. I torture you with emotions.

23. Don't look at me thin, I am a muscle; don't look at me black, I am full of radiance.

24. Don't pursue me, I want to tell you: "The waves in the Yangtze River push forward waves, and the waves before the death are on the beach. After the waves continue to move forward, they will die on the beach." Let's die!

25. A plum in the mountains, who you love. I want to be with you, no one can stop it. I am so mad at me, I am so crazy. I am yellow again, I am so cool.

26. According to statistics, more than 99.9% of people who look like pigs use their thumbs to press the button to see the newsletter! Oh, no need to change hands, it’s too late, pig head!

27. With friends who have been with you for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you...so...the next generation will be a cow....I will definitely Pulling grass for you to eat...

28. The cock hen is a husband and wife, busy with hatching chickens all day. The chickens have problems with their minds. They don’t eat, drink, or rest. The cock hens are anxious, hiding in the side to see the chickens. The fools are not paying attention, they are secretly stealing. Look at the phone.

29. The national color is incense, the country is full of glory, the fish is falling, the moon is shy, the flowers are beautiful, the color art is good, don't be embarrassed to admit, I know that my image in your mind must be like this!

30. Look, your little face is so thin that there is no pig! Now you are thrown into the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole can explode!

31. Faster holiday, send you a pair of couplets: Uplink: The tree does not need to be skinned, it must be undoubtedly the next link: people are shameless, the world is invincible horizontal batch: the invincible slap of the people will hit you on the wall buckle can not be buckled!! !

32. The wife is very valuable, the son is more expensive; if it is a lover, both can be thrown.

33. In the days without you, I can cherish myself! Without me, you can torture yourself slowly!

34. Beautiful girl, I love you, as if the mouse loves rice, you are the bread when I am hungry, you are the fruit knife when I commit suicide, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are the quarter of my life. Third!

35. At the beginning of tomorrow, the city decided to remove all the mentally handicapped young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! You must pack up and go out to avoid the limelight. Don't tell people that I am telling you, remember! Don't thank!

36. I dare not say that I love you. I am afraid that I will die soon. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that I am dead. No one loves you like me!

37. The world is big, but it is bigger than the one you lack.

38. The height of the sky, the cloud knows, the depth of the water, the fish know, the fragrance of the flowers, the ground understands, your IQ, I know, the April Fool's Day tailor-made festival for you, huh, huh, may you be happy, April Fool's Day, happiness Boundless!

39. How far is the thought, how far you will go; how fast the speed of light will be, how fast you will roll.

40. God made you a creative idea. It is your courage to live in this world.

41. Stupid said that today to buy chicken, my wife does not agree, I will buy chicken to fight, Mom is not allowed to go to life, even crying and crying, socks are thrown to the ground, telling you to fool again Play! Read the second word of each sentence to understand the truth. Happy April Fools' Day!

42. People are outside the classroom, reading is worse than falling in love. The teacher asked why? For the next generation of children.

43. As soon as you go out, thousands of mountain birds are flying, and thousands of people are gone.

44. When you accidentally crossed the Song Dynasty, the martial arts were very powerful. The Huashan sword proved that your martial arts surpassed the evil spirits of the East, and it was better than the South Emperor. Everyone thought that you would be unbeaten in the East. Where did you come from? Originally can

45. Freedom, just did not expect a cry, so that your dreams are difficult: "Eight Rings, do not go to the mountains, you are hiding from sleep."

46. ​​Are you drinking more from Sanlu?

47. Recently, I was a little bit close to the grandfather of God of Wealth. First, I reimbursed the bus fare, and then I was sent two movie tickets. Suddenly I want to discuss with the grandfather of the god of wealth, how to use the small welfare that you gave me every three to five to change the good relationship with the grandfather.

48. Some girls in this world always make people think about it, and some girls, including her own existence, make people think about it.

49. These days, my son’s homework must be written until 11 o'clock to sleep. The flowers of the motherland are so ruined!

50. Sometimes, we don't want to say too much to one person. Actually, we don't want to care about him, but we don't want to lie to him.

51. Sometimes things are too smooth, it will make people feel very unreal, because they will be afraid of the upcoming setbacks, people are still suitable to grow up in suffering.

52. I have always felt that money is a scorpion, and I can always belong to others.

53. Maybe a little hard work, my child will become rich in the future, this situation is really bad for the child to grow up, so I have to give up the effort.

54. The new rules have changed my attitude towards the red light. I am now looking at the red light more than the street light.

55. Now some people who make the rules are tempted to shoot their heads. The thighs are decided. One shot is guaranteed. When something goes wrong, the butt is gone. The buttocks decide the head, and the change is always the case. The injured are always the people. .

56. Ignorance and ignorance are terrible things and situations. They are self-righteous and self-righteous. The result is stupidity and mistakes. What is even more terrifying is the ignorance of ignorance and ignorance.

57. I have already said that no matter how much you have smashed me, I can only forgive you if I say sorry.

58. I am color blind, and I am fined once a year. The traffic police likes me to be so straightforward. Come and dig more pits, and the bonus will be more and more.

59. We think we are lonely, we think we understand loneliness; we deceive ourselves and think that we can surrender to loneliness; but most of the time we can only be alone.

60. It is a bad person not to sleep at night, and not a patient in the morning. So most of my friends on weekends are sick and bad guys.

61. Recently, I was a little bit close to the grandfather of God of Wealth. First, I reimbursed the bus fare, and then I was sent two movie tickets. Suddenly I want to discuss with the grandfather of the god of wealth, how to use the small welfare that you gave me every three to five to change the good relationship with the grandfather.

62. Some girls in this world always make people think about it, and some girls, including her own existence, make people think about it.

63. These days, my son’s homework must be written until 11 o'clock to sleep. The flowers of the motherland are so ruined!

64. Sometimes, we don't want to say too much to one person. Actually, we don't want to care about him, but we don't want to lie to him.

65. Sometimes things are too smooth, it will make people feel very unreal, because they will be afraid of the upcoming setbacks, people are still suitable to grow up in suffering.

66. I always feel that money is a scorpion, and it is always possible to belong to others.

67. Maybe a little hard work, my child will become rich in the future, this situation is really bad for the child to grow up, so I have to give up the effort.

68. The new rules have changed my attitude towards the red light. I am now looking at the red light more than the street light.

69. Now some people who make rules have a slap in the head, and they have decided to take a thigh. A shot of the chest is guaranteed. When something goes wrong, the butt is gone. The ass decides the head, and the change is always made. The injured are always the people. .

70. Ignorance and ignorance are terrible things and situations. They are self-righteous and self-righteous. The result is stupidity and mistakes. What is even more terrifying is the ignorance of ignorance and ignorance.

71. I have already said that no matter how much you have smashed me and I have to say sorry, I can forgive you.

72. I am color blind, and I am fined once a year. The traffic police likes me to be so straightforward. Come and dig more pits, and the bonus will be more and more.

73. We think we are lonely, we think we understand loneliness; we deceive ourselves and think that we can surrender to loneliness; but most of the time we can only be alone.

74. It is a bad person not to sleep at night, and not a patient in the morning. So most of my friends on weekends are sick and bad guys.

75. Foreign friends certainly do not know that China’s new regulations are based on a few people who doze off in the office, and there is no public opinion survey and research evidence. I suddenly thought of a sentence and wrote it. This is definitely It is understandable that foreigners cannot understand and laugh at us.