Funny girl happy topic 2019

1. I really want to invite you to dinner. I can stop the water during the day and lose power in the evening. I can’t afford to pay for the white noodles. I can’t find the white face. I found the answer: it was the primary stage of socialism, and it turned back: his grandmother, not 100 years. Change! Please ask you to eat?

2. Know why we have a fate? We knew it a thousand years ago. It was an autumn. You followed me in the wind and left a tooth print on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lu Dongbin.

3. God arranges the pig farmland, the pig is too tired; God arranges the pig to water the flowers, the pig is not free; God arranges the pig to watch the door, the pig does not feel rest; God anger, ask the pig: "What do you want to do?" Swine fever: "Eating, drinking, gambling, doing everything," God is even more angry: "You want to be a national cadre!!!"

4. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot went home and knocked on the door. Wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requested landing! Suddenly a man shouted in the house: Received, 777 immediately took off, giving you a parking stand!

5. If there is no flower, spring will be lonely. If there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre. Without me, you will lose the one who cares most about you! Without you, the rabbit will ask: "Who should I run against? What?"

6. Wife is the operating system, once the installation and uninstallation is very troublesome; the secret is the desktop, as long as you are interested can be replaced every day; the lover is the Internet, the scenery is unlimited and spending money; the lady is pirated software, remember to use anti-virus first !

7. Head: Comrades are good! Soldiers: Heads are good! Heads: The comrades are all tanned! Soldiers: The head is darker! The head of the soldier shoots the chest of a soldier and says: How good is this muscle training! Soldier: Reporting head, I am Female soldier.

8. The teacher wants the sports committee to confirm that the whole class girl has not come to him. He said to him: "You go to clear the whole class girl." The body committee is a small color ghost, busy asking: "Which one?" The teacher said: I know that I still want you to go!"

9. A drunkard accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, a police coming over: What happened? Drunk: I don't know, I just arrived.

10. A college student was arrested by the enemy. The enemy tied him to the telephone pole and asked him: "Where are you from? If you don't say it, you will die! The college student returned a sentence, and the result was electrocuted." He said: I am a TVU!

11. The mother of the fly is angry and says: Don’t say such disgusting words when you eat, eat hot!!

12. My son asked the mother of flies: Why do we eat bowel movements every day?

13. When the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, he walked over and whispered to him, “Be careful!” The patient smiled and said, “Little baby.”

14. A pretty girl is waiting in line in front of the ramen shop counter. When she arrived, the ramen master asked: Do you want to be thick or thin? Girl A: What do you eat when you pull?

15. One night, a naked man called a taxi. The female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious. He said: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver is also angry: I see you. Where does Mom save money?

16. The two dumplings got married. After the guest was sent away, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked the bride where? The meatballs shyly said: hate, people take off your clothes and you I don't know!

17. Four mice bragging: A: I take the rat poison as sugar every day; B: I don’t tickle the mouse with my feet one day; C: I don’t have a few streets every day, but I don’t have time to go down; Ding: It’s not too late, back The family is holding the cat.

18. Wolverine is vegetarian from birth. The wolf and daddy wore their brains to train wolves to hunt. Finally, the Sirius and the wolf mother were pleased to see the son chasing the rabbit. Wolverine grabbed the rabbit fiercely and said, "The kid! Hand over the carrots!"

19. I am on the side of the road, I saw a penny. I just had to bend over. It turned out to be a sputum. I rely on it. Who is vomiting so round?

20. Someone rides on the street, crosses the road, and moves forward. The police-speaker saw and exclaimed: "The palm is good!" Someone happily waved and answered: "Comrades have worked hard!"

21. The ghost had something to go out, afraid that someone had stolen the wine he had just called, so he wrote on paper: I spit in the cup. After a while he came back and found a few more words on the note: I also spit!

22. You wake up tomorrow, there is a mosquito lying on the pillow, and there is a suicide note next to it. I wrote: I struggled for one night and could not pierce your face. Your face is so thick that I have no life here. The world! Lord - forgive him! I committed suicide.

23. I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help but scream at me in front of everyone: "I am not a pig!"

24. In the mathematics class of the middle school, the teacher told the equation to change. On the podium, the sleeves shouted loudly: the students noticed! I have to be deformed.

25. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the squat of the gibbons, and the gibbons scrubed them gently and carefully, and they fell in love. Others asked how they came together? The chimpanzee said with emotion: 猿 猿!

26. You and I are all single-winged angels. Only when we hug each other can we fly. I came to the world just to find you, and after I found you hard, I found out: TMD! The wings of the trick are a smooth side!

27. Bush in the middle of the night saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, and the head was distributed. Bush said with amazement: You are bold and dare to sing the White House! Laden licked his chest and his beard and smiled sullenly, saying: Flying soft, it is so confident!

28. There is a bean that has fallen, it is discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is one thing, called "pig encourage beans."

29. If I am a fox, you are a hunter, will you chase me? If I am a tea, you are boiling water, will you soak me? If I am a car, you are a driver, will you drive me? If you are money, I am Passbook, I will definitely take yours.

30. Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Be brave enough to fight it. There are three outcomes at most: one is that you win, you are better than the dog; the other is that you lose, you even have dogs Not as good as it is; third, you are leveling, you are like a dog.

31. If there is a drop of water in the sky, it is the tear that I want you to flow; if two drops of water fall in the sky, it is I love you and I am enchanted; if there are countless drops of water in the sky, then it is... Don’t think about it, it’s raining Now!

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