Two stories and two stories: a cannibal and a loyal dog

1, cannibalism

The two cannibals went to work in a company. The boss said: "If you eat at the company, immediately dismiss it!" Three months later everyone was safe, and suddenly the boss called the two people to the office for a day: "TMD Let you not eat people, you still have to eat, tomorrow you are not used to go to work!" Two food people to pack things away, one can not help but swear when going out: "Tell you how many times, do not eat people who work, We have a department manager every day for three months. Nothing happened. You ate a cleaner yesterday and they were discovered today!"

2, loyal dog

Puppy Tom was looking for a job everywhere, busy for days, but nothing. He complained to his mother with a dejected voice: "I am really a waste of nothing, no company wants me."

Mom asked strangely: "So, bees, spiders, larkes and cats?"

Tom said: "The bee is a flight attendant, the spider is engaged in the Internet, and the Lark is graduated from the Conservatory of Music. So when I became a singer, the cat graduated from the police school, so I was saved. Unlike them, I did not receive higher education. Experience and diploma."

Mom continued to ask: "Is there horses, sheep, cows and hens?"

Tom said: "Ma can pull the car, the wool of the sheep is the raw material of textile and clothing, the cow can produce milk, the hen will lay eggs. Unlike them, I have no ability."

Mother thought about it and said, "You are not a horse that is carrying a chariot, nor a chicken that will lay eggs, but you are not a waste, you are a loyal dog. Although you have not received higher education. The skill is not great, but a sincere heart is enough to make up for all your defects. Remember my words, son, no matter how many hardships, you should cherish your golden heart and let it shine. ”

Tom listened to his mother and nodded hard.

After all the hardships, Tom not only found a job, but also became an administrative manager. The parrot was not convinced, went to the boss theory and said: "Tom is neither a graduate of a prestigious university nor a foreign language. Why do he give him such a high position?"

The boss replied calmly: "It's very simple, because he is a loyal dog."