Fudges

1. You are the wind, I am the sand, you don't love me, I commit suicide!

2. Shake and shake, shake to the bridge.

3. Fall, climb up and cry~~~

4. I despise so many people, how old are you?

5. The cause is the state, the honor is the unit, the achievement is the leader, the salary is the wife, the property is the child, and the error is his own.

6. Self-esteem, but not narcissistic; self-confident, but not arrogant.

7. Hey, may you ask, is your coffin flip or slide?

8. When you put on a wedding dress for love, I also put on the monk’s 袈裟

9. The teacher has arranged more than 300 million words of work a year. The test papers can be connected around the earth for 3 laps. For 9 consecutive years, the number of global operations is leading, and good results are of course more popular.

10. There are no airtight walls and no beams that cannot be lifted.

11. The child once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

12. I like to make friends, especially my girlfriend.

13. Don't mess with me, otherwise I will make you feel very rhythmic.

14. Health, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

15. I have a basket of wishes, but I can't wait for a meteor.

16. The immature man's standard* can be sacrificed for the ideal and heroic sacrifice. The mature man's standard* can live for the ideal despicable.

17. One of the most unpalatable dishes in the world is the noisy squid.

18. You are coming back, I am not fooling!

19. Huai Cai is like a pregnancy, and it will take a long time for people to see it.

20. Master, do you know that the meat of the two brothers is now more expensive than the master?

21. Q: What do you like me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

22. A woman should not think that if she is good, she can not read a book. A man should not think that a book can be ugly if he reads it well.

23. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who the next unlucky one will be~~~

24. Don't be lazy with me, I am lazy than you.

25. The world is hard to extricate, except for teeth, and love.

26. If a person lives to a shameless position, he can survive.

27. Hate is not surnamed Li, hateful is not just.

28. Some people are still alive, he is dead; some people are alive, and he is damn old.

29. I bought a delicate little watch, but time is still so boring.

30. I am subverting the whole world, just to correct your reflection.

31. Even if I am a beggar, I will never marry my mother.

32. If I am drunk, I will not take it, I will help the wall!

33. Now think about it, it’s still a good mix of kindergartens.

34. When a dinosaur passed by Xi'an Jiaotong University, she went to the toilet. When she came out, she choked: "555, I have never been married in this life..."

35. I have three highs, height, intelligence, and use BBK!

36. There is a very old legend that people who can see beautiful women on the campus of Beiyou will live forever.

37. A person is not serious, and even a headache is biased.

38. Outside the building outside the Qingshan Building, you don't love me, I don't care; the beauty in the world is that she will be gentler than you!

39. If life is a one-way ticket, Lao Tzu will tear the ticket!

40. To eat properly, you have the strength to lose weight.

41. Where the weak meat is strong, people are different from the weak.

42. There are always 30 days in a month that I don’t want to learn.

43. Money is not a problem, the problem is no money.

44. Diamonds are long-lasting and one is bankrupt.

45. Water can carry a boat and can also cook porridge.

46. ​​A mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, except one male and one female.

47. Fire can test gold, gold can try women, women can try men.

48. Burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may also be a panda.

49. If I am drunk, I will not accept anything. I will help the wall.

50. I am like a fly on a glass. The future is bright and there is no way out.

51. What is the truth about the world?