Whole person's words

1. When the autumn is over, the ants are in love, the mosquitoes are married, the flies are pregnant, and even the baboons have mistresses. The lover of the mice is about to be born, and the fox is going to divorce again. How did the elephant punish you yesterday? ?

2. If you have a fever in one ear, it is because I miss you; if you have only a fever in your ears, it is because everyone is missing you; if your whole head has a fever, it is because you have a cold, eat fast. Medicine!

3. If we could rewind, I must and together had a childhood, we hide and seek, steal sweet potatoes, lower river fishing in troubled waters, fighting grasshopper, and then I beat you, you cry, I will coax you happy, and you play, and then beat you.

4. The sky is rustling, the rain is fluttering, the wind is like a wolf, and the moon is like a knives. You push a uni-wheeled wooden chariot and gallop in the wind and rain. Suddenly! You stopped the chariot and glared at the front. The house, Yang Tianxiaoxiaodao; "Tear it!".

5. I can't stand 10, I think you are very 9, I want to see you every day, you 8 give it to me, I will never be 7 again, let you be 6 by my side, 5 love you to love 4, will never be 3 hearts and 2, I swear that I will only raise you a pig in this life!

6. As soon as you cross, you become a beautiful woman who is in the glory of the world. He is lying in the arms of a man with a robe. When I was intimate, I suddenly went to the military outside the palace, and some people shouted: Killing Yang Guifei!

7. A sister went to the disco to find a duck. The manager asked her which one she wanted. She replied: handsome, and can come five times a night, not once for two hours. So the manager shouted: Brother, don't look at the phone, pick up!

8. Meeting you is the beginning of my heart; falling in love with you is my happy choice; owning you is my most precious treasure; stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately, I have sent the wrong person.

9. Search for people's revelation: One is broken, two eyes are not gods; three meals are not entered, limbs are weak; five insufficiency, six gods without the Lord; seven bloodshed, all directions; nine dead life, very like you!

10. God fears that you are hungry and created rice. God is afraid that you are thirsty to create water. God is afraid that you will be lonely and create a lovely one. If God discovers that there is no barrel for cooking, then he creates a lovely one.

11. Send an email to you, afraid that you pretend not to see it; call you, don't know what to say; just send a newsletter telling you: Your kid is now a cow? How long have you not asked me?

12. In the morning, your laughter and laughter echo in my ear; at noon your lively and active movements appear in my mind; at night your vague face enters my dreams... So I woke up in screams! Next time Beautifully dressed!

13. You have not performed very well recently. I have a little contact with me. You have to apologize to me and then ask me to have a meal. Otherwise, I will see the phone number on the wall. I will write a hotline in front and add any conditions to the back. ,You figure it out.

14. Although you have spent the lonely time with me, I have also eliminated my troubles, but you also brought me too much harm. After some ideological struggles, I have passed through the rapids of love and hate. I think you really are not suitable. I, goodbye! Cigarettes!

15. When I was young, I saw you on the side of the road. At that time, his little brother was in the longest state. So he took a fine sand on it, and many of them were stuck on it. As a result, his little brother could not go back. It is anxious to call.

16. Cooling and refreshing watermelon, beauty and beauty is cucumber, clearing the diuretic is winter melon, the most sweet sweet cantaloupe, you are with them, do you hide in the ground? You are the sweet potato.

17. Tea, drink fragrant; road, go straight; food, eat delicious; friends, to be true; paws, to eat fragrant. Ah! It’s not bad to take the phone. Haha!

18. Lao Wang is a "Pulsatilla". When he goes out one day, passers-by is surprised: "Old Wang! What products are so amazing? The hair is all black!" Lao Wang: "Don't mention, I put the shoe polish on the oil!"

19. A river spring water and a river, a mountain is higher than a mountain, send a message to the grass bag, the grass bag will smash the phone, take out the phone and look down, after reading the transfer is not difficult, the finger stalks as fast as electricity, turn back to me I too!

20. I want to go to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future. I want to go hiking with you, but I am full of dreams. I want to go wandering with you, but I can't get to the paradise of happiness. I want to go shopping with you. The police are not allowed to bring dog.

21. Ignite a fire, a thought and hope for burning for you. Your figure is my happy nostalgia. Without your minutes and seconds, my heart is stunned. Don't misunderstand, just want to smoke.

22. Car accident! The driver is unconscious and the dog is innocent. The traffic police asked the dog: What was your master doing before the accident? The puppy did drink water and staggered. Traffic police: I am drinking. What are you doing? The puppy sits and hands hold the steering wheel.

23. Searching for people's revelation: One is broken, two eyes are not gods; three meals are not entered, the limbs are weak; the five insufficiency, the six gods have no owner; the seven bloodshed, the eight sides wandering; nine dead life, very like you!

24. Do you know? You are too irritating. Tonight, I will take the rope and tie your hands and feet, so that you can't move, take a black cloth and cover your eyes, so that you can't see it, then you will be evil. I said to you: I don’t want to sleep!

25. I have been graduating for a few years. I wonder if you will think of me. I think that we were going to skip school together, we were naughty and we were drunk with the youthful years of the sun. I don’t know if you still remember. . . You have not borrowed my money yet!

26. I always miss you all the time. I know that this is not good. But don't tell you the truth, I will regret it forever! No matter what your decision is, I will not force you: If you are really difficult, don't pay back the two cents that owe me!

27. If you eat too much, you will love fart, windy, you will runny nose, eat the pears and dysentery, the biggest wish is to marry your wife, I want to help you to keep it secret, send me a message, give me a blessing is the premise, otherwise people People know you, don't return information!

28. If the sea loses the tumbling of huge waves, it will lose its majesty; if the desert loses the mad dance of flying sand, it will lose its grandeur; and if I lose your message, I lose my happy mood; where are you? Game console!

29. The melon at the foot of Dongshan is called winter melon, the melon on the west bank is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, the melon in the sand on the shore of Loch Ness? Stupid, "Nice Chagua"! Haha!

30. When you are tired of work, you can rely on the sofa. When you sleep late at night, you can sleep beautifully. The depressed things are thrown away. You have to smile more when you face life. If you are hungry, please ask me to eat hamburgers. If you don't ask for it. Just bitten by mosquitoes.

31. The process of changing love objects: After changing into a beautiful woman, I found that the appearance was unworthy; after replacing a rich woman, I found that the consumption was unworthy; after changing to an official, I found that the status was unworthy; after changing to a girl, I found that the posture was wrong. After changing to a lady, I found that it was wrong. After replacing a lady, I found that the hat color was wrong. There is no perfect love in the world, it is necessary to be romantic and true! I wish love is happy.

32. Lei Feng said: It is not difficult for a person to do a good deed. The hard part is that he only does good deeds and does not do bad things in his life. Although you are not as good as Lei Feng, you are doing good things all your life, but you have been doing stupid things all your life, but you still have perseverance. of!

33. Every time you always send me away, every time you always greet me back. I will always remember this friendship, I will always be good to you, rest assured, I will go buy some dog food tomorrow.

34. Your quality is as strong as plum blossoms; your character is as subtle as a glacier; you have a compelling connotation; you have a cool person to dump! So we all call you: Meichuan is cool!

35. Your speech has the temperament of a scholar. When you work, you have the temperament of a successful person. Your dress is dressed with a star temperament. You have a temperament on your body, and even your feet are exuded!

36. Are you tired? I really admire you for having so much perseverance. There is such a heavy burden all day long. And always go straight ahead, no wonder people always sing snails dragging the heavy shell and climb up step by step.

37. You are a sentimental crow, you are a lively frog, you are muddy and muddy, you are the red prawn in my heart, I want to greet you gently: look at my newsletter fool, you are good now. !

38. You are optimistic and have no troubles, high quality sleep, strong body appetite, white skin, fleshy body, laughter, you are so cute! Cute. . . Like a pig!