Newcomer asked: Why didn't you give money? She said: don't give it, just sleep with him at night.

A female colleague, melon face, long legs and thin waist, still a goddess, yesterday, her husband gave her a meal, did not speak down and left.

A new male colleague asked: Who is the man just now? She replied: Sending a takeaway. The new colleague asked again: Why didn't you give money? She said: Don't give it, just sleep with him at night. The new colleague looked at her in a messy moment and was silent.

The next day, the new male colleague brought her lunch! Still three dishes and one soup.

Revelation: The business model cannot be simply imitated. Other people's models must have their pre-conditions and access criteria. Information replication must be done before the model is copied.

A buddy is chasing a girlfriend, and his girlfriend gave him an ultimatum: "Without the Audi A6 and the two-storey villa, don't bother me."

He smiled bitterly. Go home and ask for advice. My father took a cigarette and sighed and said: "The car is easy to handle. The Rolls-Royce at home sells dozens of Audis. It’s just a problem. It’s just a two-storey villa. TMD can’t get rid of these five floors. Three layers, it’s a pity, you and her are still forgetting, there are many girls in the world, there is no need to chase her, the family has to demolish the house.

Revelation: Don't quote easily before you understand the needs and strengths of your customers.

One person deposited at night, happened to be an ATM machine failure, 10,000 yuan was swallowed, immediately contacted the bank, was told to wait until dawn.

The thought of racking his brains suddenly changed his mind and used the public telephone to call the customer service. He said that the ATM machine spit out 3,000 yuan, and the maintenance personnel arrived after 5 minutes.

Revelation: Others don't help you because they don't touch his interests. Finding ways to connect your problems with his interests can attract the attention of the other party.

Guan Yu rushed into the account: "Being surrounded, big brother is going!"

Liu Bei: "Yun Chang, help me break!" Guan Yu took the knife and cut Liu Chan into two pieces.

Liu Bei: "Nima, I am not talking about this!" Guan Yu hacked Liu Feng again.

Liu Bei: "Kao! is not!" Guan Yu's knife flashed, Liu Bei's legs were blood red...

Revelation: Without understanding the organization's strategy, strong execution is just a tragedy!

There are three people on a hot air balloon. When they rise, they encounter a fault. They must abandon one person to be safely lifted. One of the three is an environmentalist, one is a nuclear expert, and the other is an agronomist. Who is this? Everyone discusses for a long time, too I can't find the right answer, because anyone is too important. At this time, a child shouted "Don't throw the fattest."

Revelation: Transforming thinking, simple and straightforward answers may be the most reasonable, because you have to understand what you are doing.

In the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, a research institute opened a Soviet-made machine, and all the engineers were dumbfounded. Nearly one hundred tubes inside, they are intertwined, it is difficult to distinguish between the exit and the entrance, and everyone has racked their brains to understand.

At this time, an old man who was watching the door took a pipe in one hand, took the chalk in one hand, spit in the root pipe, and then marked it, and so on, and quickly sorted out the correspondence. In the complicated work, the elderly people rely on experience to get a clue.

Revelation: Wisdom is more important than knowledge, experience is more important than wisdom, and Guan Jian sees how to master the application.

There has been a quiz in France for a quiz. The question says, if the Louvre is unfortunately caught in a fire, then you can only grab a famous painting from inside. Which painting will you grab?

Most people focus their answers on Mona Lisa. The grand prize was finally taken away by the great French writer Verne. He said that I grabbed the painting closest to the safe exit.

Revelation: It is great wisdom to do things without fear and deliberation.

A philosopher, to make a keynote speech, to think about the relationship between man and the world. He was very confused, but his son kept on chaos.

So he rips the map of the back cover of a magazine into pieces and lets his son make a puzzle, hoping to get two hours of silence. As a result, in less than half an hour, the child put the map together. He was shocked and asked the reason. The child smiled and said, I am fighting the picture of the person behind the picture. If the figure is spelled out, the picture will be correct.

The philosopher suddenly realized that he immediately knew the subject of the speech: if one is correct, his world will be correct.

Revelation: As long as there is a mind, a sentiment, enlightenment and help are everywhere.