Eight humorous sentiments that change your life.

1. The mouse fell into the half-filled rice cylinder, and it accidentally made it happy. After determining that there was no danger, it began to eat and sleep in the rice tank. Soon, the rice cylinder will bottom out, but after all, it will not be able to get rid of the temptation of rice and continue to stay in the tank. Finally, after the rice was finished, it discovered that jumping out was just a dream, and everything was powerless.

Feeling: Our life seems to be flat, in fact, there are crises everywhere.

2. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing and found nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, still. On the third day, it just arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted: If you dare to use carrots as a bait, I will slay you.

Feeling: What you give is what you "think", not what the other person wants, the effort to live in your own world, worthless.

3. At a banquet, Mark Twain sat down with a lady. Out of courtesy, she said: You are so beautiful! The lady did not appreciate it, proudly said: Unfortunately, I can't praise you the same! Mark Twain said peacefully: It doesn't matter, you can just say a lie like me. The lady bowed her head shyly

Feeling: The stone you throw, the trip is often your own

4, a friend is a doctor, a cancer surgery, opened and found that can not cut, had to sew. To explain the situation with the patient, the patient came from the countryside, could not understand the terminology, insisted that the surgery had passed, and the disease would be fine. I had to leave it, and I will return after a year. It’s really good, the cancer has disappeared.

Feeling: Optimistic mindset is the best surgery

5. That year, he sat in a coffee shop and other friends. A girl came over and asked: Did you come to the blind through the introduction of Aunt Wang? He looked up and looked at her. It was the type he liked. He wondered why he would be wrong. So busy promised: Yes, please sit. On the day of his marriage, he confessed that he was not going to blind date. The wife laughed and said: I am not going to blind date, just looking for an excuse to talk to you...

Feeling: The opportunity is coming, we must seize it without hesitation

6. The girls voted openly for the class, and the plain-looking Xiaomei made a speech: If I was elected, in a few years, the sisters here can proudly say to my husband that when I went to college, I was more beautiful than the class flower! All votes are elected!

Feeling: Persuading others to support you does not necessarily prove to be better than others, but to make others feel that because of you, they become better and more fulfilling.

7. On the high-speed train, an old man accidentally dropped a new shoe he just bought from the window. The people around him felt sorry for it. Unexpectedly, the old man immediately threw the second shoe from the window. This move is a big surprise. The old man explained: No matter how expensive this shoe is, it is useless to me. If anyone can pick up a pair of shoes, maybe he can wear it!

Feeling: it is destined to be irreparable, it is better to give up early

8, two tigers, one in the cage, one in the wilderness. Both tigers think that they are in a bad environment and envy each other. They decided to exchange their identities and at the beginning they were very happy. But soon, both tigers died: one died of hunger and one died of melancholy.