Lei Ren's words 2019

1. Commitment is like farting, it was earth-shattering and pale afterwards.

2. The boat can be temporarily parked, but the sail cannot stop to choose the direction.

3. If you have problems, find the reason from yourself. If you have constipation, you will blame the earth for not drawing gravity.

4. Don't blame the dog for a long bun!

5. Don't be lazy with me, I am lazy than you.

6. The boat is very safe to park in the harbor, but that is not the purpose of shipbuilding.

7. Temporary urination is prohibited in this place, and the offender confiscates the tool.

8. I won’t say if I kill you.

9. A man who can't find a lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

10. Most people only do three things in their lives: self-deception, deception, and being deceived.

11. Goose goose, the song is cut with a knife, the hair is extracted and the water is scooped, and the fire is placed on the pot.

12. Sorry, the user you dialed is married!

13. The traditional advantages of Oriental women are all you have: one beautiful, two good, three good, four hardworking, five gentle, six pure, seven simple, eight-right, so people call you eight women.

14. When I am deeply inferior to my appearance, I think, nothing, waiting for me to have money, and who has it. After I got the money, I went to the plastic surgery. The doctor looked at me and said that money is not all problems can be solved.

15. When God injects wisdom into mankind, your kid will probably go to the cottage!

16. In nature, cattle are grazing, and bears are eating meat. Recently, the bear seems to like beef very much.

17. The person who has the interest pays the bank interest, and the person who has no interest pays the bank interest.

18. Ge You plays a good film, everyone likes acting skills; Ge You is a bad film, everyone is a director.

19. Men like to hear the three words that women say: I want to. Men are most afraid to hear the three words that women say: I want to!

20. The country is where the tree is more than the people; the city is where there are more people than trees.

21. The business has succeeded and the shit has become a strategy. Failed, what strategy is shit.

22. Reminder: Remember your gender in your work and remember your gender in your life.

23. The rivers have produced spectacular waterfalls with nowhere to go.

24. Nothing to say: Describe that people love to call now, don't like to write a letter.

25. Our school is a department. One department is a class, one class is a student, the student is me, and the school is called a family.

26. You have a smoky makeup on a long cross-eyed eye. Do you really think that you are a national treasure?

27. When you have a hammer in your hand, what looks like a nail.

28. After the cold, my heroic attitude is gone, Yushu is also in the wind, only handsome and handsome...

29. If you don't experience scum, how can you marry, no one can just be a mother.

30. There are so many people who despise me, how old are you?

31. Leave the last bottle of water to ** and give me the bottle of orange juice...

32. Do you have enough strength to lose weight?

33. Don't think that you can make a dirty witness in dirty clothes; don't think you can make a wooden coffin witness wearing wooden slippers...

34. Don't fall in love with me because I am a superman in outer space.

35. Not all milk is called Telunsu. Not everyone I call him a pig.

36. Don't mess with me, otherwise I will make you feel very rhythmic.

37. Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, or you will have to change more trouble.

38. Don't talk to me about life, you are not life.

39. Don't be acquainted with the Earth.

40. When you grow up, you have to marry Tang Yan. You can play and play. If you can't play, you will eat him.

41. Don't steam your head and fight for it, even if there is no cat money.

42. Come out and mix, my wife will change sooner or later!

43. The art of your five chiefs is catching up with the horror film er.

44. Eat the highest level of self-help: support the wall and support the wall.